You know how when women spend a lot of time together their cycles start to run together? Do you think that happens to guys and their bladders? I ran into the same guy 3 times today in the men's room.
I had to tell you that right away because it's important.
I have nothing of any importance to say. Obviously. But in case you were...
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I had to tell you that right away because it's important.
I have nothing of any importance to say. Obviously. But in case you were...
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talamia:
hahaha that cracked me up 
squee:
Are you sure he just didn't spend all day in there?! ha ha
A friend of mine got hit last night by an ambulance.
I think that's pretty much the definition of "ironic".
I think that's pretty much the definition of "ironic".
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severus:
Hahaha. I bet you have my friend but none of them know as much as I do about THE boss.
bird:
awwww thank you!
that made my day
that made my day
I'm bored with our new black president. It's been like 4 days or whatnot! Can't we get a blind president or a midget president or something? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY, HISTORY?? HUH?
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squee:
Hey hun, hope all is good with you!
squee:
Aw, bless your cottons, that's the first nice thing someone's said to me today! Your a star yourself!
Hi U.S. Americans!!
Tomorrow is the day that we decide who becomes the next King of America. It's a very important day. You can tell because it's on the teevee. This year our new king will be either a socialist Muslim terrorist babykiller or the remains of Warren G. Harding and a snow clown. They get to rule us during the next Great Depression!
Yay...
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Tomorrow is the day that we decide who becomes the next King of America. It's a very important day. You can tell because it's on the teevee. This year our new king will be either a socialist Muslim terrorist babykiller or the remains of Warren G. Harding and a snow clown. They get to rule us during the next Great Depression!
Yay...
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savana:
I am beyond happy. I'm watching his acceptance speech again right now.
savana:
i fully understand... the bar we were at was packed and by the time it was made official the whole place was hugging and high fiving... then total silence during his speech.. I've never been able to say that I was totally proud of our president.... you know.. it was like you said, we were voting for someone cause we simply didn't want the other guy... this time, we voted BECAUSE we not only wanted, but needed Obama. if that makes sense. I feel like there's hope for us a nation.
Happy Anti-Christ Day, ya bunch of pagans!
Soon you'll all be burning in the fires of hell while Sarah Palin and I will be laughing at you from Christian Heaven.
So I want to ask you all this: do you have the tradition of Mischief Night on the night before Halloween? In my neighborhood it as basically a night for kids to go out and...
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Soon you'll all be burning in the fires of hell while Sarah Palin and I will be laughing at you from Christian Heaven.
So I want to ask you all this: do you have the tradition of Mischief Night on the night before Halloween? In my neighborhood it as basically a night for kids to go out and...
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bird:
ARG 
happy halloweeen!
happy halloweeen!
delancey:
The best halloween costume I saw was a girl dressed up as Bristol Palin!!!! She had a conservative dress and perfect hair and make-up and a big pregnant belly. Stood out in a Brooklyn dive bar Which a drink in her hand... I think the whole place sent her drinks.
Def. let me know if you make it over this way and see my most fav. SG Brooklyn. I adore her so so much!!!
Which a drink in her hand... I think the whole place sent her drinks.
Def. let me know if you make it over this way and see my most fav. SG Brooklyn. I adore her so so much!!!
The interview with Greg Palast on the front page of this very site is easily the most important thing you're going to read all day. Actually it's the most important thing you're going to read this election season. Read the Rolling Stone article that it links with as well.
It comes down to this: the American people clearly want Barack Obama to be their president....
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It comes down to this: the American people clearly want Barack Obama to be their president....
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emya:
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emya:
Haha! Awww! Well that's all you need to say! hehe! Support me and my boobs in the big boobies group! 
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xXxOnce my father put detergent in the leftover ABCs and 123s that were still in the pot and I didn't know and I ate them and I threw up.
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jazz:
Ok, thats yuck!
Either as a kid you had a pack a day smoking habit. And as a result - no taste buds and would eat anything.
or
Your mum was a really bad cook and you couldn't taste the difference.
or
You were a greedy guts as a kid and your dad thought it would be funny to see if you'd eat it.
I like to think your dad has a sense of humor
I heard a story from a friend where a couple of nurses in hospital put shaving cream on top of a custard tart to see if he would eat it. He was a big boy with a big appetite. And yes he ate it without question. What funny bitches hey? Gotta love nurses!
Whatever the case thats gross!
And I bet you use it as an excuse not to do the dishes these days.
"No, I can't do the dishes. I have a detergent phobia. You see as a kid..........."
Either as a kid you had a pack a day smoking habit. And as a result - no taste buds and would eat anything.
or
Your mum was a really bad cook and you couldn't taste the difference.
or
You were a greedy guts as a kid and your dad thought it would be funny to see if you'd eat it.
I like to think your dad has a sense of humor
I heard a story from a friend where a couple of nurses in hospital put shaving cream on top of a custard tart to see if he would eat it. He was a big boy with a big appetite. And yes he ate it without question. What funny bitches hey? Gotta love nurses!
Whatever the case thats gross!
And I bet you use it as an excuse not to do the dishes these days.
"No, I can't do the dishes. I have a detergent phobia. You see as a kid..........."
nikoll:
that sounds awesome!
meh. its super cold here right now so naked is limited...
meh. its super cold here right now so naked is limited...
"I don't know what I've been told, but people that woman ain't got no soul"
So I went to see Madonna on Saturday night at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ for the beginning of her American tour. I want to say this first: I love Madonna. I've always loved Madonna. I have every album (except the last 2), I've seen her live twice...
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So I went to see Madonna on Saturday night at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ for the beginning of her American tour. I want to say this first: I love Madonna. I've always loved Madonna. I have every album (except the last 2), I've seen her live twice...
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hayden:
YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!!
emi:
BWAHAHAHA!
I had jury duty yesterday and the trail I was put on was a murder case. A GANG murder case on that. A gang called The Latin Kings apparently killed a guy in some drug deal gone bad. Cool!
I got up and screamed "GUILTY!" and they were like "Um...we haven't started yet." Then I got up and screamed "NOT GUILTY! THE FUCKING MAN MADE...
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I got up and screamed "GUILTY!" and they were like "Um...we haven't started yet." Then I got up and screamed "NOT GUILTY! THE FUCKING MAN MADE...
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squee:
Fingers crossed there'll be something soon!
Leave me alone! I'm working on my string theory.
Ok that's not true. But I'm thinking about time and I find time interesting. Mostly because I have no idea what the fuck scientists are talking about. Did you know that time moves slower closer to the ground than it does in space? What the fuck?
I'll tell you what made me think of time: Sarah...
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Ok that's not true. But I'm thinking about time and I find time interesting. Mostly because I have no idea what the fuck scientists are talking about. Did you know that time moves slower closer to the ground than it does in space? What the fuck?
I'll tell you what made me think of time: Sarah...
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zepp:
thank you so so much!!!!
Ok I'm obsessed. Seriously.
Last night I was dreaming about how Barack Obama should be responding to John McCain and Sarah Palin. For real. In my dream Obama was on stage saying "John McCain was involved in the Keating 5 scandal that cost this country almost a billion dollars in taxpayer buyouts. John McCain has had closer ties to lobbiests and corporate interests than almost...
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Last night I was dreaming about how Barack Obama should be responding to John McCain and Sarah Palin. For real. In my dream Obama was on stage saying "John McCain was involved in the Keating 5 scandal that cost this country almost a billion dollars in taxpayer buyouts. John McCain has had closer ties to lobbiests and corporate interests than almost...
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lexie:
thats just not the way the world works
thats just not the way the world works
jaie:
aww.. i missed you too ofcoarse
This is the story of me and SG.
I joined 4 or 5 years ago and made some great friends. I lived with a few of them as a matter of fact. It changed my life in some ways. Bla bla bla. Wo cares?
But then the scene kinda changed here. It used to be a place were I would sign on every day and...
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I joined 4 or 5 years ago and made some great friends. I lived with a few of them as a matter of fact. It changed my life in some ways. Bla bla bla. Wo cares?
But then the scene kinda changed here. It used to be a place were I would sign on every day and...
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jazz:
Hi you,
Thought I'd drop in on SG and see what was happening.
Re your your Q, see my page. Thats what's inspiring me right now.
Thought I'd drop in on SG and see what was happening.
Re your your Q, see my page. Thats what's inspiring me right now.
