Yay im not constipated anymore! oh ok i know this is weird and maybe kinda gross but shut up! you try being clogged for weeks and then see how happy you are afterwards.
guess what made it all better? caffine! my two friends who are hardcore university freaks told me its a natural laxitive. i said no way they say to stay away from it. nope. not true. the chinese used to drink a cup of green tea (LOTS more caffine than even cokes) after meals to ensure a bowl movement afterwards! because of the caffine, it speeds up everything in your body. but be careful, it can be such a lax at times, it can cause the dreaded loose stools! yikes. so i drank a venti sized green tea at night when we went out. i didnt sleep.. butguesswhatididdo! hehehe.ok enough of that. lets just say im sucking down cokes. (and yes i did even research it on the web. my smart boys are right).
SO. ok. im getting $3000 from a relative that died. he was my great grampa. what should i buy? can i get some ideas?
i have some questions. yes im probably copying Jack but he knows i have to copy him cuz he so totally cool.
whats the worst thing that you've been told/had done at the dentist? how have you changed physically & mentally since high school? do you believe in ghosts/entities? whats the best shampoo?
just a few. anyway this weekend we went to see Robots. it was kinda cute. entertaining. robin williams is gettin NUTS in his old age. man is he all over the place. makes me feel like im in the twighlight zone. but um. then we went out saturday with Joey and Julio as i stated above. they are so cute. you know those types of guys that dress nicer than you, have a cool style, oh wait--Metrosexual! thats it. thats how they are. i love them. i need pictures. recent ones.
i got a shirt from urban outfitters. (looks around for SG spies) phew. its cute though. yeah i'll get a picture. no for real. no seriously.
ARGH i feel like i have so much more to say but i cant think! this is why i stick to short journals. you guys are probably bored out of your mind. want me to end the pain?
you do dont you.
(im silly) 
guess what made it all better? caffine! my two friends who are hardcore university freaks told me its a natural laxitive. i said no way they say to stay away from it. nope. not true. the chinese used to drink a cup of green tea (LOTS more caffine than even cokes) after meals to ensure a bowl movement afterwards! because of the caffine, it speeds up everything in your body. but be careful, it can be such a lax at times, it can cause the dreaded loose stools! yikes. so i drank a venti sized green tea at night when we went out. i didnt sleep.. butguesswhatididdo! hehehe.ok enough of that. lets just say im sucking down cokes. (and yes i did even research it on the web. my smart boys are right).
SO. ok. im getting $3000 from a relative that died. he was my great grampa. what should i buy? can i get some ideas?
i have some questions. yes im probably copying Jack but he knows i have to copy him cuz he so totally cool.
whats the worst thing that you've been told/had done at the dentist? how have you changed physically & mentally since high school? do you believe in ghosts/entities? whats the best shampoo?
just a few. anyway this weekend we went to see Robots. it was kinda cute. entertaining. robin williams is gettin NUTS in his old age. man is he all over the place. makes me feel like im in the twighlight zone. but um. then we went out saturday with Joey and Julio as i stated above. they are so cute. you know those types of guys that dress nicer than you, have a cool style, oh wait--Metrosexual! thats it. thats how they are. i love them. i need pictures. recent ones.
i got a shirt from urban outfitters. (looks around for SG spies) phew. its cute though. yeah i'll get a picture. no for real. no seriously.
ARGH i feel like i have so much more to say but i cant think! this is why i stick to short journals. you guys are probably bored out of your mind. want me to end the pain?
you do dont you.
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That was my last dentist...your story proves why I am so scared of them...
And that joke will never die, dammit...
*leaves a bit of moustace wax on your end table...to do what you will with*