beckyuill

Oh God, please...just let Father Stone live and he can come and stay whenever he wants."

wow i love the pic, that is so cool......

But an update, nonetheless! You kept your promise! Atta girl, way to go. See? You're a winner right along with the rest of us.

So, I'm one of those old ladies, but a guy...as in the angry, lookin out the window thing. I want to be a curmudgeon soooo badly. Whooopeeeedeeedooo!

Pulling out all the stops, I see.

It is at these moments that every approriate joke I've ever heard flies out of my brain. So I'll tell this one:

Why do women fake orgasm?
Because they think we care.

Bad, and from a cheesy mens mag nonetheless, but there you have it.

*goes back to being "refined"*

ok yes yes i see.. true its something that for sure would be perfect to bring up in a later time

What happend though that she started running around nekkid and you know looking crazy :p ... how she end up nekkid anyways

Hm. The girl who I gave up on called ME last night and now we're going out tonight. My, how things change in an instant.

How have you been while I was in my funk?

If you put a whole lot of make-up on, you probably could look like a drag queen. Now I'm kind of jealous. f I dress like a girl and put a lot of make-up on, I look like a girl. If I could look like a drag queen, I'd go out like that. Instead if I dress like that, guys just try and have sex with me because they think I'm just a tall, slightly masculine girl, with a large adam's apple.

Hmm... I guess I could see how that drag queen thing didn't sound right... Yes, there are a lot of people that can easily look like drag queens, but no matter how hard I try I cannot.

I don't know anything about cars, I just try to pretend like I do. Goodluck with the plane tickets.

i wanna go see the island,,, i loved devils rejects

Babe, I'm sure anything you write is perfect. Just like you!

You have no idea how happy it would make me to have you call me and hear your rugratty voice. It would make me feel just that little bit closer to you. And what did you mean I never said anything in threads? YOu mean in the boards? I used to, but lately I just haven't seen anything interesting on there. You and I should make some interesting ones huh? I'm gonna go add to my journal for the day. Luv ya!

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Hey, if there were more Christians like you, people like me wouldn't have to bash them.

And I'm totally feeling your jaw-clenching problem. I never noticed how incredibly unrelaxed I had been my whole friggin life until one day I just unclenched it and was like, "oh!".

Hey, no complaints, or I'll tell the Police you're a 'suspicious package'

I love your new haircut, it's fabulous!!

Good lord, the fourth was a blow out. No booze, long drive and no wife. Ish... Life has been good though. Hope all is kosher in your world. Catch you later!

yes, i hope everyone is ok over there. it's really sad.

no junebugs, but mosquitos sucked half my blood out. and we saw deer. that was great.

I didn't know you had a tattoo on your tummy, shows how much I pay attention... shesh.. Anyway, that's a very cool tattoo, I love it. (I only just realized that because PullOffMyWings mentioned it) I may have noticed it before, I'm just a bit forgetful in my old age.

I went to a BBQ for the 4th, it was fun, I don't hang out with people enough anymore. We drank some and we blew up fireworks some.

Also, I don't know if you noticed my previous journal, my account will be ending soon and I will be gone.

Not one mention of the feet?
They're like no other peds I've laid eyes on...

Heehee! Like it? I'm adding a hit counter to the bottom of the comic, so you better visit it everyday to help the popularity! Or I'll.....uh.........make you eat a bucket of olives!