Can one sink any lower?
Look: I muster the courage to tell Soup Girl about the way i feel. Under the most awkward circumstances i chase her out into the parking lot and tell her, "well there are things one is bound to regret..." over and over again! And here's the topper... she runs away!
Fuck me with a porchlamp!
I think that's the worse approach to talking to a girl by a non-psychopath is the history of mankind. Fuck in the history of any kind.
Holy Shit!
Wait, it gets worse! You're gonna crack up at this shit. On May 5, the last day of school i will give her this letter:
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Dear Soup Girl (not her real name, of course),
here are some things that one is bound to regret in one's life. Unfortunately, this i feel, is going to be one of them. For reasons my brain can't fathom but my heart knows all too well, I like you. I like you alot. I could decribe in flowerily language why i do, but I think that's besides the point. I will say this, if at times T appeared to be dubstruck around you, now you know why.
If I have embarrassed or humiliate you, take this gift [a French Musical she likes -br] as a piece offering. I don't expect anything in return although a reply of any kind would be nice, even if just a rejection.
Regards
beckricci (not my real name)
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why am i sending my dreamboat a letter that contains the line "If I have embarrassed or humiliated you..."? and why the motherfuck am i giving her a DVD?
Why Why Why Why Why????/???
For what i'm about to do to myself, a hanging is too good for me. Please! Somebody! Stop me before i hurt myself anymore!! my heart and soul cannot take it much longer!!
Help Help Help Help Help Help Help !!!!!!1!!!!!
Look: I muster the courage to tell Soup Girl about the way i feel. Under the most awkward circumstances i chase her out into the parking lot and tell her, "well there are things one is bound to regret..." over and over again! And here's the topper... she runs away!
Fuck me with a porchlamp!
I think that's the worse approach to talking to a girl by a non-psychopath is the history of mankind. Fuck in the history of any kind.
Holy Shit!
Wait, it gets worse! You're gonna crack up at this shit. On May 5, the last day of school i will give her this letter:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Soup Girl (not her real name, of course),
here are some things that one is bound to regret in one's life. Unfortunately, this i feel, is going to be one of them. For reasons my brain can't fathom but my heart knows all too well, I like you. I like you alot. I could decribe in flowerily language why i do, but I think that's besides the point. I will say this, if at times T appeared to be dubstruck around you, now you know why.
If I have embarrassed or humiliate you, take this gift [a French Musical she likes -br] as a piece offering. I don't expect anything in return although a reply of any kind would be nice, even if just a rejection.
Regards
beckricci (not my real name)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
why am i sending my dreamboat a letter that contains the line "If I have embarrassed or humiliated you..."? and why the motherfuck am i giving her a DVD?
Why Why Why Why Why????/???
For what i'm about to do to myself, a hanging is too good for me. Please! Somebody! Stop me before i hurt myself anymore!! my heart and soul cannot take it much longer!!
Help Help Help Help Help Help Help !!!!!!1!!!!!
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*shrug*