becca_____

Oh thank fuck.

I started reading Questionable Content last week and got completely hooked. I started at the beginning and just finally got caught up. I really hope this means I can stop spending hours on end staring at a computer screen. Of course, I don't know what the hell else I'll do with my time.

I realized today that except for the whole 'not having sex' thing, my roommate is probably the best boyfriend I've ever had. He's the most fun, considerate, thoughtful, funniest, sweetest, and coolest guy I know. I would totally marry him if I could get him to stop having sex with men.

Maybe someday the Christian right will actually succeed with finding a 'cure' for gayness...
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I got a funnel cake today and you did not.

I win.

I slept for 11 hours last night.

Okay, so I'm watching this soft core porn that's on TV, right? And all I can think about as I'm watching it is how grotesque the chick's fake tits are. Seriously. They looked fine from the front, but when she leans forward and you see them from the side they have this weird triangle indentation thing. I'm not explaining this well. I'm gonna try to...
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Whoops I forgot to pretend not to care.

Hmmmmm. Nothing to say.

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three days, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind

I made lemon ripple cheesecake bars today. They were very impressive.

I also did Beck's band and crew's laundry. That is less impressive.

I've been trying to get done all the things I've been putting off for a long time. So far I've been semi-successful.

That third thing has nothing to do with the first two, by the way. I thought that could get confusing....
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Best prom ever.

Apparently I thoroughly embarrassed myself, but since I actually have no memory of most of it, I'm not nearly as embarrassed as I probably should be.

Btw, you're nobody until you've woken up covered in dried blood. Hawt.