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Holy overreaction, Batman!

Anyway. I was loving the weather today. It was so nice and gray and then it rained a little bit at just the right times. In a month I'll be bitching about it, but right now, it's awesome. Does anyone know what kind of place I can get windshield wiper blades? One of mine is falling off, and it's kind of hard...
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lemonkid:
Not really, no.
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If you don't talk to me, don't talk about me. kthx.
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obd:
not unreasonable.
lemonkid:
Clever way to get me to ask for your phone number.

So... what is it? wink
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Lately I can't sleep worth shit for some reason and it's really starting to take a toll. I feel like I'm falling apart.

I think I'm going to change my Halloween costume because apparently no one has any respect for classic movies and I don't want to spend all night explaining who I am.

I can hear two boys having sex while I type this....
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unravled:
Yeah, but what are the chances they'd find out while still in town and care enough to complain?

I think the possibility of losing your job was worth taking that shirt.

[Edited on Oct 26, 2005 1:24PM]
juniordeputy:
becca rocks my socks.

so what are your new halloween costume plans?
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Today my thirteen hours of work brought me brush with semi-fame #3: I did 311's laundry! eeek
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unravled:
So would I.

Did you keep some of their underwear?
juniordeputy:
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DINNER! you are the best. kiss
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Tonight's my first night of being in charge of the restaurant... I'm so nervous. Especially because the owner just called and told me that the sushi chef got a DUI and he and his girlfriend, the only decent hostess we have, will be at least an hour late. This is gonna be interesting. Ooh, maybe I'll go power mad and start firing people. That could...
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obd:
sushi? in chico?
kirin_ka:
Um, tag...you're it....

I am touching the base. No tag backs. I call time out.
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So so so tired. I ran errands (and got my halloween costume!) and worked and went to a party and went to denny's and kissed two boys and ate french fries and onion rings and I'm going to bed now because i might die otherwise.
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lemonkid:
Busy night.
luminaire:
That's like chain mail. I hate chain mail.
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So I kind of figured that I hadn't been tagged yet because everyone knew that there aren't 20 interesting things about me. But apparently Moirae didn't figure that out, so here goes...

1. I was born at home, with a midwife, in the same house my dad still lives in.

2. My parents never got married, but were together until I was 5. From then...
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juniordeputy:
edited for number reasons.

[Edited on Oct 21, 2005 11:17PM]
luminaire:
I don't get it. What am I supposed to do?
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I've actually been in a good mood for like four days straight. Weird.

My mom is in Belize for two weeks. It makes me sad that she's so far away, even though I wouldn't see her anyway.

I really really need to find a guy to like. I almost made out with one of my friends tonight out of sheer loneliness.

My boss is going...
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unravled:
Those are both full of fruits and vegetables.
moirae:
Since you totally left me hanging on the avacado roll, I'm going to take my sad tummies frustrations out on you now biggrin

*TAG!* It's your turn now.
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I just fixed a toilet. That may not sound like much, but I'm not exactly a handy sort of girl, so right now I feel like Wonder Woman.
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lemonkid:
How about the Liquifier?

It's a double entendre.
unravled:
It'd be better if you were here.
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Guy #1: "I just wanted to say that you're the hottest girl here."
Me, laughing: "You're sweet to lie, thanks.
Guy #2: "No, seriously, you look really good compared to everyone else."
Me: "Oh, wow, that's a great compliment. Everyone else here is ugly, so you're actually looking okay."
Guy #2: "Well, almost everyone here is a guy, so..."
Me: "Wow, this keeps getting better....
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lemonkid:
Glad I'm not a fucking idiot.

I can't believe what people say sometimes.

They were likely just so blown away by your hottness that it turned the language centres of their brains to jelly. Poor unfortunate souls.
moirae:
Im pretty sure it was that creepy man on the left. It looks like she got her revenge though, so all is well in the universe.