becca_____

I'm bored. I should be writing a paper. Bleh.

These are the two best conversations I've had this week.

At a bar:
Me: Hi, I'm Rebecca
Guy: Oh, no! You didn't let me ask one of my cool questions to figure out your name.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Pretend I didn't tell you. Go ahead and ask.
Guy: Okay... When you go to a restaurant... and you give them your name... what do they call out when your food is ready?
Me: ...
Guy: See, the only way I can remember people's names is if I ask one of those.
Me: ...

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At my work:
Customer: Do people tell you you look like Natalie Portman?
Me: Yeah, I get that sometimes.
Customer: You really do.
Me: Thank you.
Customer: My husband is totally in love with her. I'm actually really jealous.
Me: I'm sorry.
Customer: I'm not going to bring him here.
Me: That sounds fair.
Customer: Okay.