Friday May 05, 2006

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I got my computer fixed!!! I love it so much. I'm so glad to have it back. It makes life a lot easier and a lot more enjoyable.

Yesterday my roommate Derek and I were at In N Out and whatever it was we were talking about ended up involving naked stick figure drawings. So we're getting ready to leave and I put the picture in my purse, and Derek asks if I'm keeping them so I can masturbate to them. I answer "No, I'm keeping them so I can masturbate with them." and the guy at the table next to us seriously started choking on his food. It was awesome.

I think I'm going to try to make my prom dress. I can't find anything I like, and I figured out exactly what I want, so I'm going to try to make it. I'll probably fail miserably and end up grabbing something at the last minute, but hopefully it will work, and I'm really excited about it.

If you don't know me, don't touch me. Seriously. Just don't. It's creepy.

That's all.
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greggster:
touches you...cuz i know you yet it is still creepy?
theslant:
Part of why I'm not going to prom is the influx of creeps. Yeah, I know my username is notapervert, but I chose that name when the site was still young, when the site by its very newness was by and large the "in" group, and could get crazy mess-with-your-mind things like "dude, is that guy really not a pervert? Or is he a perv trying to double-think us into thinking he's not one?"

but things change, people are genuinely creeped out by my username (let alone my natural freakish tendancy to spout stupid-ridiculous amounts of words like a freakin' volcano) and the money I pay on this site doesn't give me any real right to feel like I have a say in the site's clientele. But I meet and interact with Good People here. And that's why I stay.

So anyway. Yeah. Creeps: boo. Have fun at prom.

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