On Sunday I had my first migraine 
Today at the dollar store I found a holographic picture that was jesus when you looked at it one way and mary when you looked the other way. It made me happy.
The other day my roommate downloaded a porn movie from the 80s called "The Bridegroom's... Cherry." I'm not sure why it has the ... in the title, but it was really good. At least until one of the guys started making out with the bridegroom's armpit, at which point I couldn't watch anymore. The beginning was great, though. It was all these Straight Guys (you could tell because of the Beer and the poster of the scantily clad woman on the wall) hanging out together, and wrestling and tearing each others shirts off (because apparently that's how straight men spend time together). Then they started talking about the Bridegroom's upcoming wedding night, and they were kind enough to help him out and show him what moves to use on the bride. Then they all had sex.
I think that's about all I've been up to, except school. I had a midterm today that I think went pretty well. That's it.
Today at the dollar store I found a holographic picture that was jesus when you looked at it one way and mary when you looked the other way. It made me happy.
The other day my roommate downloaded a porn movie from the 80s called "The Bridegroom's... Cherry." I'm not sure why it has the ... in the title, but it was really good. At least until one of the guys started making out with the bridegroom's armpit, at which point I couldn't watch anymore. The beginning was great, though. It was all these Straight Guys (you could tell because of the Beer and the poster of the scantily clad woman on the wall) hanging out together, and wrestling and tearing each others shirts off (because apparently that's how straight men spend time together). Then they started talking about the Bridegroom's upcoming wedding night, and they were kind enough to help him out and show him what moves to use on the bride. Then they all had sex.
I think that's about all I've been up to, except school. I had a midterm today that I think went pretty well. That's it.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
unravled:
I was thinking about using some of the wedding money and staying somewhere nice this year. I won't even be able to think about it until the wedding is over, though.
joscelyne:
That film sounds funny!