I had a dream the night before last that somehow involved me getting fired because someone was masturbating in their car. I don't remember any of the details. It was weird.
Then last night I had one that I was driving, but without me touching the pedals the car just kept accelerating. Keeping the brake all the way down just kept me at a steady...
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Then last night I had one that I was driving, but without me touching the pedals the car just kept accelerating. Keeping the brake all the way down just kept me at a steady...
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I've been listening to Blondie nonstop for three days. I never realized how much I love them.
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bigjimslade:
Yeah, migraines are not fun. If they ever go away completely, I won't miss them at all.
greggster:
hahaha yeah...everything is fine.
It was a lyric from a fallout boy song that was stuck in my head all day.
It was a lyric from a fallout boy song that was stuck in my head all day.
These are the things I have to pay for this week.
Car that I hit: $778
Taxes: $555
Miscellaneous wedding expenses: $120
Bills: $150
Total: $1603
Balance of my bank account: $860
I've been so happy lately and now I'm miserable and I can't stop crying. My mom's going to loan me the money I was going to get from her tax return whenever that...
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Car that I hit: $778
Taxes: $555
Miscellaneous wedding expenses: $120
Bills: $150
Total: $1603
Balance of my bank account: $860
I've been so happy lately and now I'm miserable and I can't stop crying. My mom's going to loan me the money I was going to get from her tax return whenever that...
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greggster:
ummm bite me much 
jimbo_radio:
you're a silly goose.
i miss you.
come sweep for me.
i miss you.
come sweep for me.
So I was totally going to have this journal all about face cream and refrigerators and perineums, but I'm too lazy to remember it all, so now I have nothing to say. But yeah. Things are good.
freenakedbitches:
ah, perineums. would have been an interesting journal entry. and refrigerators you say? It would have gotten so much better. 
moirae:
Oh I love perineums. Spring time is so wonderful when they all start blooming annnd...wait a second....
This weekend sucked. I worked way too much. Next weekend will be worse.
It wasn't just all the many hours of work, it was that it sucked so much worse than usual. Other people kept showing up late, which fucked me over. Customers sucked. This one guy sent his soda back four fucking times, before deciding that apparently they were fine, his taste buds were...
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It wasn't just all the many hours of work, it was that it sucked so much worse than usual. Other people kept showing up late, which fucked me over. Customers sucked. This one guy sent his soda back four fucking times, before deciding that apparently they were fine, his taste buds were...
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i_have_no_socks:
Some customers are just completely stupid and only care about getting what they wanted and nothing else.... it is seriously insane and it is just like wtf 
how can you be this stupid, or you see them coming and you just know they have done something stupid or going to say something stupid.
how can you be this stupid, or you see them coming and you just know they have done something stupid or going to say something stupid.
mr_misfortune:
If it cheers you up any read my posts hehe. Just kidding I have been there customer service sucks. If you want to cheer you up I can offer you a movie or dvd and a meal just to hang out and get your mind off of work. Being a cyclops most people do not want anything to with me hehe. If you can see past me looking all pirate like then I am willing to try and cheer up a little 
So how many of you remember Pop Up Video? You know, the best show ever made. Yeah, that one.
I have faith in you people, greggster doesn't.
Update: I in no way meant to imply that greggster did not remember the gloriousness of Pop Up Video. I meant he doesn't have faith in the people of this site to remember it. He is indeed as...
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I have faith in you people, greggster doesn't.
Update: I in no way meant to imply that greggster did not remember the gloriousness of Pop Up Video. I meant he doesn't have faith in the people of this site to remember it. He is indeed as...
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greggster:
gooday..........I said good day!
mr_misfortune:
I remember it but when it was running I was too poor to have cable haha. I grew up very poor indeed. I saw it at friends houses from time to time and whatnot, but that was about it. Heck I got so use to not watching tv I still do not. I just buy what I want to see on DVD or download them.
I am still sick and when I woke up this morning my snot was almost neon. Yes, I am telling you about my snot. No, I'm not sure why.
I tried on my bridesmaid dress today for unravled's wedding. Either they made it a lot bigger than the one I tried on in the store or I was way chunkier then than I realized....
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I tried on my bridesmaid dress today for unravled's wedding. Either they made it a lot bigger than the one I tried on in the store or I was way chunkier then than I realized....
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moirae:
Homeboys got a girl, and definitely isn't your type. He might be shorter then you too... 
I'm kind of sick, so I definitely can't handle the late night Cabin fun tonight.
I'm kind of sick, so I definitely can't handle the late night Cabin fun tonight.
lemonkid:
Awwwwwww.
I woke up today and I was sick. Then I went and worked a ten hour shift. I was all set to feel sorry for myself, but I really don't feel as bad as I should. I think I'm moving to Portland sometime in the next year. That's all.
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moirae:
Nobody but squares...
unravled:
What happened to that cardboard guy?
Okay, so I met this guy several months ago, and the first night we met we made out, which I was doing all over the place at that point, so it wasnt a big deal. At some point in the conversation he said he had a girlfriend, but they had an open relationship, so it didnt seem like a big deal. Over the last few...
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jimbo_radio:
i love you...
you're the best ever!
you're the best ever!
juniordeputy:
Boys are a waste of time.
And usually they are big assholes.
And usually they are big assholes.
Guys who treat drinking like a sport irritate me more than anything else on earth.* Treat it like a hobby, treat it like a full time job for all I care, but not a fucking sport. You know what I mean? Like, the kind of guy who always wants to play a drinking game and then shouts a lot about how everyone needs to play...
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bigjimslade:
mmm... beer
summerfest is available
summerfest is available
threelessthanten:
i think half naked twister is a drinking game ... just one i drink ginger ale with!
Dude. Soooo much gay drama. My roommate recently kind of switched groups of friends, and one of his old friends is not dealing with it well. Instead of just admitting that his feelings are hurt, he bitches at him every time he's drunk around him, and goes out of his way to tell him what a terrible friend he is and how everyone else thinks...
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So yesterday, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, it didn't. That was nice. I needed an upper division religious studies class, but there aren't that many that don't require some kind of knowledge of the bible or god or whatever, so I signed up for one without having any idea what it was about. The catalog description just said something about...
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unravled:
Aww, that sounds like a really cool class. Good job.
obd:
I would, but it's a better story with the diagrams and ahnd gestures that happen when I tell it in person.
You are always busy! I shopped by myself for like 2 hours today, it was super pathetic.