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My roommate just told me that he would eat yogurt out of my vagina. I love drunk gay boys.

I'm still sick. It's been a week. But I might get to see my sister this weekend!

My thumb is twice its normal size. Apparently it's full of pus. It's times like these I really with I had a digital camera.

I went to a college student version of a Passover seder last night, which means it lasted about 20 minutes and everyone was drunk. In other words, it was fun. Tomorrow I'm driving to Chico for a real one. Iconoclastplay is coming with me for his first taste of Chico life, and his first introduction to my parents. The poor guy has no idea what...
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I feel like shit. I think I'm getting sick.

So so so tired.

Today's my roommate's 21st birthday. I made him brownies and got him Jason X and tonight we're all going to a gay bar in Sacramento, which would be even more exciting if I got more than an hour of sleep last night, but oh well. That was an amazingly long sentence.

So yesterday was a pretty good day. Friday night I was up til 4 drinking and playing scattergories, so I slept til noon, which was nice. I went to a friend's barbecue for awhile, then went to work. Work was actually really good, even though we were busy, except I found out that almost everybody there is quitting. It was the last night for two...
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Picnic Day is the best invention ever. FINALLY, people see the wisdom in drinking at 9:30 in the morning. Tomorrow's gonna be great.

I got to go to a poker game last night. It was so fun. Every guy I know always says I can go to their game, and then they take it back once they remember I'm a girl, but this time I actually got to go. It was really intimidating at first because I didn't know the games very well, or strategy at all, but...
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Super busy but fun weekend...
Friday I worked, then my friend's roommate needed a date to his frat's cocktail party, so I said I'd do it. I wasn't expecting much but it was actually pretty fun. It would have been much better if I actually had any self control when I drank, and didn't show up drunk at a guy's house in the middle of...
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I'm in a shitty mood. I thought I had a crush on a guy, and then I realized that my crush only developed three days after we hooked up, when it became apparent he wasn't going to call. Not when we met, not when we messed around, but as soon as I knew I wouldn't see him again, that's when I decide he's the one....
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