Guy #1: "I just wanted to say that you're the hottest girl here."
Me, laughing: "You're sweet to lie, thanks.
Guy #2: "No, seriously, you look really good compared to everyone else."
Me: "Oh, wow, that's a great compliment. Everyone else here is ugly, so you're actually looking okay."
Guy #2: "Well, almost everyone here is a guy, so..."
Me: "Wow, this keeps getting better....
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Me, laughing: "You're sweet to lie, thanks.
Guy #2: "No, seriously, you look really good compared to everyone else."
Me: "Oh, wow, that's a great compliment. Everyone else here is ugly, so you're actually looking okay."
Guy #2: "Well, almost everyone here is a guy, so..."
Me: "Wow, this keeps getting better....
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In an effort to deviate from my usual annoying bitchy emo journals, here is my happy positive update.
I got to spend two and a half hours in the student health center today!
I have corneal abrasions!
I get to put drops in my eye every hour on the hour!
Woohoo!
I got to spend two and a half hours in the student health center today!
I have corneal abrasions!
I get to put drops in my eye every hour on the hour!
Woohoo!
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crackclown:
woohoo!
crackclown:
woohoo!
Dear restaurant patrons,
Thank you for realizing that it is 100% completely the waitress' fault that you didn't get your food for fucking ever. Clearly, the fact that she put your order in immediately and kept asking the kitchen about it and brought it the second they gave it to her means that she's worthless and deliberately out to get you. Thanks for leaving nasty...
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Thank you for realizing that it is 100% completely the waitress' fault that you didn't get your food for fucking ever. Clearly, the fact that she put your order in immediately and kept asking the kitchen about it and brought it the second they gave it to her means that she's worthless and deliberately out to get you. Thanks for leaving nasty...
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moirae:
Awww... I hope your feeling better today.
Awww... I hope your feeling better today.
obd:
well, that pretty much sucks. I hope you have a better day today.
I've finally recovered from my 24 hour hangover. I didn't even think that was possible.
My eye, on the other hand, has not recovered. I fucked it up really bad somehow by sleeping with my contacts in. The left one is still bright red, and things are a little fuzzy around the edge of my vision. It sure would suck to go blind.
My eye, on the other hand, has not recovered. I fucked it up really bad somehow by sleeping with my contacts in. The left one is still bright red, and things are a little fuzzy around the edge of my vision. It sure would suck to go blind.
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unravled:
Well, which one do you like best? I'm mostly concerned that whatever dress we pick has junior's sizes in the line too, to make sure that they match. Not the same dress, but the same material, for Haley. I'd like final say, but I'm willing to go with whatever dress you like best, probably.
obd:
you should have had a piece of cheese before bed. and some fizzy water. and a reese's peanut butter cup when you woke up.
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lemonkid:
Well take what you can get, I suppose.
juniordeputy:
awwww. no fun.
And if I get drunk well I'll pass out on the floor now, baby
And you won't bother me no more
And you won't bother me no more
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moirae:
I gots mad photo tracking skills yo. You need a waffle house? I got it.
You looking to rock? I got it.
You need some funny Japanese people? I gots them too.
Watch you need girl? How abouts a funny lookin feline.
..um yeah...an avocado roll sounds really heavenly right now.
You looking to rock? I got it.
You need some funny Japanese people? I gots them too.
Watch you need girl? How abouts a funny lookin feline.
..um yeah...an avocado roll sounds really heavenly right now.
demonesskage:
No problem hon.
Fuck it.
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lemonkid:
Only if you provide me a package of 6 heat seeking condoms.
Whoa, nelly!
Whoa, nelly!
greggster:
umm no ...drinks tonight....bennys....call me!!!
fuck that !!!
fuck that !!!
I love the guy who sings and plays guitar at the bar on Sunday nights, because he plays all my favorite songs.
Most of the time I like it when guys don't like me.
I love PostSecret. I am addicted to it, really. I check it religiously every sunday to see the new ones that are added. Today I mailed mine. Maybe next sunday...
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Most of the time I like it when guys don't like me.
I love PostSecret. I am addicted to it, really. I check it religiously every sunday to see the new ones that are added. Today I mailed mine. Maybe next sunday...
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unravled:
!?!?!?!
obd:
I like that post sectret site too. I haven't sent anything [yet].
I shouldn't let myself anywhere near computers when I'm drunk
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johnmc:
Neither should I, for different reasns. I spill water on them and they go *fizz*.
lemonkid:
That's a great idea for a t-shirt.
Once we break in your dancing skills you can be a jukebox hero.
Once we break in your dancing skills you can be a jukebox hero.
The better things get the worse I feel
I am drunk
I am drunk
So I just typed out a seriously long entry detailing my insanely busy last couple of days, and then unplugged my computer right before hitting update. So the abbreviated version is as follows: lots of driving (davis to vacaville to davis to sacramento to davis to sac to san francisco to sac to davis), lots of Chinese food, and lots of hanging out with Moirae...
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unravled:
Yeah, I talked to him about it and he said he's fine with whatever makes me happy.
Can you order those dresses for you, Haley, and Caitlin, please?
Can you order those dresses for you, Haley, and Caitlin, please?
marge:
What the fuck, you were in Cow Town and didn't give me a ring?!?!?!
Sorry I didn't get out last Friday, I didn't even make it to my computer until after 1 to see your comment.
Hopefully this next week I'll be more settled in and more ready to go out.
Sorry I didn't get out last Friday, I didn't even make it to my computer until after 1 to see your comment.
Hopefully this next week I'll be more settled in and more ready to go out.
Ohhhhhhh
Back To School
Back To School
To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool
I've Got My Lunch Packed Up
My Boots Tied Tight
I Hope I Don't Get In A Fight
Ohhhh
Back To School
Back To School
Back To School
Back To School
Back To School
To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool
I've Got My Lunch Packed Up
My Boots Tied Tight
I Hope I Don't Get In A Fight
Ohhhh
Back To School
Back To School
Back To School
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ramona:
i have so much crap to do tonight and i'm shooting tomorrow. i'll probably have to sit this one out, but if i change my mind and get everything done maybe i'll make it out. i gotta make signs and go buy some stuff and i just spent $106 on underwear. yeesh!
unravled:
How do you feel about hot pink?
I can't believe what people say sometimes.
They were likely just so blown away by your hottness that it turned the language centres of their brains to jelly. Poor unfortunate souls.