Dear Newest Tappanzee Jumper,
I hope you are happy. I sat in traffic for two hours because of your failed suicide attempt. If you really wanted to ill yourself you should have done what everyother person does.
Buy a gun
Take some pills
Or the old fashion hanging.
Not Cry for help on top of one of the busiest fucking bridges in NY. You bitch.
FUCK YOU.
I hope you live to be 100 years old in a padded room with straps on your hands and feet.
Rant over.
Thank you.
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Buy a gun?
Are you f'n nuts. What about the poor sucker that's gotta clean that mess up! Have some compassions for a professional.
But really, what a selfish shitbag. You summed up my opinions about the issue perfectly. Well done.
Kisses Cheri