beautiful_hatred

Hello Hello
I am in a seriously good mood today.
I will not be hating on anyone today

So last night me and xojessxo had a good time. Really Good Time! We went to her brother's footbal game. They lost but it was still fun. Ate at a diner. Grilled cheese and "the bomb" waffle fries. Those F'ers were pretty goddamn good. Then we went back to my place and watched Lady Killers. We actually watched the whole movie. Thats right. It was funny. We laughed a bit. And then . . . . . . . . . . Thats all your gonna get in that department.

I ran into an old friend from high school today. He's a really cool kid, with some really uncool issues. He seems to be doing great with life, and he was suprised to hear I was too. I told him about Jessica and how much I am in love with her, and am serious about marriage and all that CRAZY stuff. He was blown away. The last time we spoke I was ready to quit life, move to Mexico and become a Bullfighter. Serious. I told him all about her. He was impressed that she had blown through my wall the way she did. To be honest, I am pretty F'n impressed too. She blows me away. Constantly without even trying. I swear I have never felt this way in my life. I have been around. I have seen and done a lot. I have never seen a man eat his own head though. I'm waiting to see that. I have never been this crazy about someone. Or even felt like the possibility was there. NEVER EVER. Chicks would get five minutes with me. Maybe six until I would send them off. Not the case with Jessica. "She had me at hello" ---------> I know I am such a damn dork. Well, I dont care. I know where this relationship is going. And I couldnt be happier. Last night we were lying together and I couldnt stop staring at her. And not just your ass if you are reading this. I felt like I was in heaven. Or floating in the middle of the ocean with a school of sea horses swimming next to me. <------------(Obscure Napoleon Dynamite Quote) I couldnt help but make her promise that she will never change, or hurt me, or be mean, and always love me. She did, and I beleive her. I did the same. At that point I wish I had a ring to give her because I swear on my own heart I would have seriously asked her to marry me. Sounds crazy but true. Well thats it for now with the lovey dovey stuff. I'm making myself sick.


Mybusters is the shit. Those two dudes are too F'n smart. Or maybe just their writers. But either way, somebody has their shit together.

Question: Have you ever not shaved for at least a week, looked like a goddamn terrorist, bought razors, got home, and had no FUCKING shaving gel?

Answer: Well Rob, as a matter of fact I have. Funny you ask because it was today! I guess my asshole brother used the last of the shaving gel, and didnt bother to at least throw it out to let everyone else know it was empty. I would punch him in the lip if he was home right now. DICK

I said I wasn't gonna hate on anyone but I took a break from the journal to shave and jesus christ my whole face and neck is killing me.

Thats it.
Peace out

Rob