OK. A whole lot has happened in the past hour. I went to get a peanut/chocolate shake from baskin robins (casue I am a fat fucker) Anyway, on line some chick starts giving me the eyes. You know --> 
So, I got a little uncomfortable being that she was with her man. And she was so not my type anyway. 
She wouldn't stop. It must have been about 2 or 3 minutes but felt like an hour. Her man who must have been twice my size noticed.
*note* I am 6'1'' and about 15 pounds fatter than I should be. I'm not exactly small.
He stared at me like I just shot his cat. I gave him the old shoulder shrug and a stupid grin. He didn't like that. But hey, what else could I do? The chick wanted to make light of the situation, and said, "Hey, nice tattoo. Where did you get it?"
I said, "Oh this? It came with the shirt." Well I laughed, she laughed, and he walked away. Don't ask. Cause I don't know. She gaveme a wink and she followed him out. When I left you can bet your ass I looked both ways before going to my car.
Now to the really funny part. I stood against my car smoking and sipping my shake. A few White Plains thugs got out of there car walked passed me staring. I dont care I love that shit. Anyway, the smallest of the three was paying more attention to me when his boy flung the door to the shop open, and smashed him right in the face!!!!! I lost my shit. Belly laughing and all. I guess you had to be there but goddamn was that funny as hell. picture it I'm sure you'll laugh. Oh I almost forgot. My social D shirt made the ice cream lady laugh.
VIVA SOCIAL DISTORTION
She loved it. I dont understand why I got so much attention within 25 minutes. But who cares. And again, I guess you had to be there.
SOUTH PARK IS ON GOTTA GO!!!!!!
So, I got a little uncomfortable being that she was with her man. And she was so not my type anyway. She wouldn't stop. It must have been about 2 or 3 minutes but felt like an hour. Her man who must have been twice my size noticed.
*note* I am 6'1'' and about 15 pounds fatter than I should be. I'm not exactly small.
He stared at me like I just shot his cat. I gave him the old shoulder shrug and a stupid grin. He didn't like that. But hey, what else could I do? The chick wanted to make light of the situation, and said, "Hey, nice tattoo. Where did you get it?"
I said, "Oh this? It came with the shirt." Well I laughed, she laughed, and he walked away. Don't ask. Cause I don't know. She gaveme a wink and she followed him out. When I left you can bet your ass I looked both ways before going to my car.
Now to the really funny part. I stood against my car smoking and sipping my shake. A few White Plains thugs got out of there car walked passed me staring. I dont care I love that shit. Anyway, the smallest of the three was paying more attention to me when his boy flung the door to the shop open, and smashed him right in the face!!!!!
I lost my shit. Belly laughing and all. I guess you had to be there but goddamn was that funny as hell. picture it I'm sure you'll laugh. Oh I almost forgot. My social D shirt made the ice cream lady laugh.
VIVA SOCIAL DISTORTION
She loved it. I dont understand why I got so much attention within 25 minutes. But who cares. And again, I guess you had to be there.
SOUTH PARK IS ON GOTTA GO!!!!!!
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