I had a fucking weird dream last night. It involved Paris Hilton, her trucker uncle, being lost, stopping off in Victoria at Forbidden City Tattoos and me not being able to get money to get a tattoo.
Somehow I was Paris's new best friend and we got lost. She made a few phone calls and her Trucker Uncle came to get us. Well, I had my car, so I drove that and Paris rode in his truck.
We're going a long and my cell phone rings and its Paris. She wants to stop in Victoria and get a tattoo. Im like awesome I know a great place to get it done. So we go. We get to Forbidden City, the shop where I got my tats and picerings done and Freddy and Sam have some people so we wait. They even had a list of what they could do and not do.
After sitting around for a while I decide I want to get my tat done. (I really do want to get this done by the way) I wanted the broken stars on my hips. But all i have is my card, so i have to go get money. So Im driving down the street looking for a bank or a place with an ATM. I see a 7/11 so I stop in and get money.
Then it turned into a big bumblefuck. No matter what I couldnt get money. The ATM wouldnt give me any. I couldnt cash a check! UHG! I was angry and sad cause I wanted my tat with Paris!
Anyways, in the end I didnt get it and Paris got a stupid tattoo.
Im on fucking crack to have such weird dreams.
Somehow I was Paris's new best friend and we got lost. She made a few phone calls and her Trucker Uncle came to get us. Well, I had my car, so I drove that and Paris rode in his truck.
We're going a long and my cell phone rings and its Paris. She wants to stop in Victoria and get a tattoo. Im like awesome I know a great place to get it done. So we go. We get to Forbidden City, the shop where I got my tats and picerings done and Freddy and Sam have some people so we wait. They even had a list of what they could do and not do.
After sitting around for a while I decide I want to get my tat done. (I really do want to get this done by the way) I wanted the broken stars on my hips. But all i have is my card, so i have to go get money. So Im driving down the street looking for a bank or a place with an ATM. I see a 7/11 so I stop in and get money.
Then it turned into a big bumblefuck. No matter what I couldnt get money. The ATM wouldnt give me any. I couldnt cash a check! UHG! I was angry and sad cause I wanted my tat with Paris!
Anyways, in the end I didnt get it and Paris got a stupid tattoo.
Im on fucking crack to have such weird dreams.
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I can't picture a hilton as a trucker uncle
well I once had a dream that I was at a summer camp that was being taken over by aliens, and the aliens were turning the campers into vases and urns. How weird is that? I remember there being a wedding that took place in a tree too. How's that fit in? No idea.
How are you fairing? Well, I hope!