beatnikside

Have not posted in this bl-g since 2007, and I feel like I should make an entry here... but all I have to write about today is "Fast Five," which defies prose. Was deeply disappointed that Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson didn't engage in a thirty-minute headbutting contest, with the winner receiving every Wesley Willis album ever made. Movie pitch: Johnson, Diesel and Jason Statham fixing the economy through judo.