beatnik

so i went to walgreens to get a new shaver today. i was so tired of my

SCHICK XTREME3!!!!!!!!!


its blades were dull, and it was a shitty razor all together.

so i looked on the shelf, and thats when i saw IT!

THE SHICK QUATTRO EXTREME MIDNIGHT!!!


simply AMAZING! 4 BLADES?!?! INCREDIBLE! The smoothness.... it's like.... shaving with an uzi or a laptop computer.

I was so excited that i rushed straight home to try it. but as soon as i got home, i saw it...

MY APPLE MACINTOSH G5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



so i had sex with my computer and forgot all about my new shaver.

oh yeah i had a new KEY!!! cut for my car too





bitches