new shit to complain about! EXCELSIOR!
my car died. I took it out to hollywood yesterday afternoon after getting out of work early to go check out new guitars. when i was done looking, my car wouldnt start. i had a frined come and try to give me a jump, to no avail. finally, that AAA membership paid off, but they employee used dildos and after the guy got my car started and sent me on my way, it died in the middle of one of LA's busiest intersections.
well la dee fucking da.
25 minutes later they sent out another guy who was considerably nicer and towed my car from that bloody intersection to my home about 10 minutes away. he gave me a jump there and i was able to get my car into my parking structure, 3 levels subterranean. brilliant.
now my car is stuck in a structure no tow truck can likely enter to retrieve it. and it's still dead.
to my advantage, i have a good idea of what the problem is, but the rocket scientist who designed my modern and powerful vehicle decided to make it nearly impossible to service, considering i need to remove the FRONT RIGHT WHEEL to fucking access my BATTERY. and to think, this asshole probobly makes 10 times as much as I do sitting in some new york mansion sniffing cocaine off a hooker's tits...
so at the moment I am sans car, and will likely get to experience, in the coming week, the overwhelming joys and personalized comfort of the Los Angeles public transit system. pardon me while I saw off my teeth with a rasp and swallow a handful of razor blades.
so here's the REAL question... whats more important? car repairs, or that BEAUTIFUL Gibson SG Standard with the red-wine finish and humbucking pickups.
who said i've got a problem with my priorities?
It's hot here. even by midwest standards.
later gators
on a side note, i suddenly love the smashing pumpkins (again). what a fucking awesome band. i desperately miss 90's alt rock. new bands suck.
my car died. I took it out to hollywood yesterday afternoon after getting out of work early to go check out new guitars. when i was done looking, my car wouldnt start. i had a frined come and try to give me a jump, to no avail. finally, that AAA membership paid off, but they employee used dildos and after the guy got my car started and sent me on my way, it died in the middle of one of LA's busiest intersections.
well la dee fucking da.
25 minutes later they sent out another guy who was considerably nicer and towed my car from that bloody intersection to my home about 10 minutes away. he gave me a jump there and i was able to get my car into my parking structure, 3 levels subterranean. brilliant.
now my car is stuck in a structure no tow truck can likely enter to retrieve it. and it's still dead.
to my advantage, i have a good idea of what the problem is, but the rocket scientist who designed my modern and powerful vehicle decided to make it nearly impossible to service, considering i need to remove the FRONT RIGHT WHEEL to fucking access my BATTERY. and to think, this asshole probobly makes 10 times as much as I do sitting in some new york mansion sniffing cocaine off a hooker's tits...
so at the moment I am sans car, and will likely get to experience, in the coming week, the overwhelming joys and personalized comfort of the Los Angeles public transit system. pardon me while I saw off my teeth with a rasp and swallow a handful of razor blades.
so here's the REAL question... whats more important? car repairs, or that BEAUTIFUL Gibson SG Standard with the red-wine finish and humbucking pickups.
who said i've got a problem with my priorities?
It's hot here. even by midwest standards.
later gators
on a side note, i suddenly love the smashing pumpkins (again). what a fucking awesome band. i desperately miss 90's alt rock. new bands suck.
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buster_casey_600:
I miss the 90's too. I remember going home to my grandparents house and watching all the new vidoes and the "Today" video was one of my favs! That and "Brain Stew" by Green Day. Geesh!! What the hell happened?? Now we have..."Right Thurrr" and "Hot in hurrr" and thank Jebus those kids with the funny haircuts are gone!! I think you know which ones!!
dingoes8:
Thanks, man. Cool new pic.