Wost... Weekend... EVER.... and its only saturday:
So last night i was suppsed to meet a bunch of friends for a movie. So i went there, and the only way into the theater was to buy a ticket, and i couldnt reach my friend by cell phone so i figured they were already in. So i bought my ticket, went in... NOBODY THERE. so i had to sit through this shitty movie (ice age 2), alone, stoned....... there's nary a more humbling and embarassing moment than that.
After the movie, in my bitter sarcasm, i text messaged him and told him the movie was crap..... then he called me.
"oh! did you already see the movie!? sorry... we forgot to tell you that we're going to the showing AFTER that."
so i got dragged into the same shitty movie again.
it was still shitty. i went home and went to bed.
Today, i made an appointment with a car dealership to take this fancy BMW z3 convertible for a test drive.
i get to the lot, and everythings great. I take a look at the car... looks brand new! great price! he hands me the key and i put it in the ingnition so i can hear the radio, etc. The guys says "hey! you can turn the car on!"
so i turn the key... nothing happens. Oh yeah! this is a manual! I love manuals! so i engage the clutch and turn the key again...
... well who ever was the brilliant genious who last drove the car forgot to take it out of 1st gear. I turn on the car, and it goes SHOOTING out of the lot, scraping the door on the gate and nearly getting smashed in the side by oncoming traffic.
holy.
fucking.
shit.
as the salesman is backing the car into the lot, i suddenly realize my foot had gotten caught in the gate on my way out. im limping. i have a fucked up ankle.
i fucking busted my ankle.
GOD DAMMIT. I'm also realizing that my insurance is TOTALLY bogus and wouldnt cover me in the state of california (time to get that fixed).
still, i took it for a test ride and it was great. plus i got away scotch free. they said they'd fix the damage at no cost to me (it's really superficial, scratched and a little dented all the way along hte driver side door. sucks though... it's original paint
and its only saturday morning.
at this rate, by monday I'll have herpes.
So last night i was suppsed to meet a bunch of friends for a movie. So i went there, and the only way into the theater was to buy a ticket, and i couldnt reach my friend by cell phone so i figured they were already in. So i bought my ticket, went in... NOBODY THERE. so i had to sit through this shitty movie (ice age 2), alone, stoned....... there's nary a more humbling and embarassing moment than that.
After the movie, in my bitter sarcasm, i text messaged him and told him the movie was crap..... then he called me.
"oh! did you already see the movie!? sorry... we forgot to tell you that we're going to the showing AFTER that."
so i got dragged into the same shitty movie again.
it was still shitty. i went home and went to bed.
Today, i made an appointment with a car dealership to take this fancy BMW z3 convertible for a test drive.
i get to the lot, and everythings great. I take a look at the car... looks brand new! great price! he hands me the key and i put it in the ingnition so i can hear the radio, etc. The guys says "hey! you can turn the car on!"
so i turn the key... nothing happens. Oh yeah! this is a manual! I love manuals! so i engage the clutch and turn the key again...
... well who ever was the brilliant genious who last drove the car forgot to take it out of 1st gear. I turn on the car, and it goes SHOOTING out of the lot, scraping the door on the gate and nearly getting smashed in the side by oncoming traffic.
holy.
fucking.
shit.
as the salesman is backing the car into the lot, i suddenly realize my foot had gotten caught in the gate on my way out. im limping. i have a fucked up ankle.
i fucking busted my ankle.
GOD DAMMIT. I'm also realizing that my insurance is TOTALLY bogus and wouldnt cover me in the state of california (time to get that fixed).
still, i took it for a test ride and it was great. plus i got away scotch free. they said they'd fix the damage at no cost to me (it's really superficial, scratched and a little dented all the way along hte driver side door. sucks though... it's original paint
and its only saturday morning.
at this rate, by monday I'll have herpes.
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buster_casey_600:
wait...it's easter?
buster_casey_600:
That's fucking awsome! I love it!