Call me crazy, but I could've sworn "Drive-Thru Open 24 Hours" meant the fucking drive-thru is going to be open, not "All our lights will be on, but one of our two late-night employees will be outside making googly eyes at her boyfriend and the other is going to be zipping around inside trying not to get noticed while you sit at the window and honk."
I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I misunderstood what "Open 24 Hours" meant. Maybe somebody shoved an extra hour into the day while I wasn't looking and this was the 25th hour.
All I wanted was a burrito, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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Also, who the fuck is responsible for the term "drive-thru?" I'd really like to find their house and deposit several tons of small, magnetic O's, G's, and H's on their doorstep with a note reading, "Here, I think you forgot these."
bean!
I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I misunderstood what "Open 24 Hours" meant. Maybe somebody shoved an extra hour into the day while I wasn't looking and this was the 25th hour.
All I wanted was a burrito, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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Also, who the fuck is responsible for the term "drive-thru?" I'd really like to find their house and deposit several tons of small, magnetic O's, G's, and H's on their doorstep with a note reading, "Here, I think you forgot these."
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...i do what i'm told