beaky

Damn you Waz....

1. I'm sure my bladder would complain, but I can go drinking all night long and not go to the bathroom once...

2. My parents didn't know I had severe miopia untill I was like 5 years old...

3. My first kiss lasted about 2 hours

4. I picked up english by watching TV

5. I lurve TV to the point that I learn stuff from it..

6. The only thing I've ever stolen, was a smurf figure when I was 6 or 7...

7. Still feel bad about it

8. I can scuba dive, although I'm not licensed to do it

9. I have a fetish for girls with glasses

10. Legs and feet on heels... as you may already know

11. I drink tons of water daily

12. I got shot when I was 12 years old...

13. I love Bubbleboy the movie... and if you say anything against it I'll pop you fuckers

14. I started to drink with tequila.

15. I love to give pleasure and get off on it..

16. Play drums, congas, bongos, timbals... Oh yeah I rock

17. I'm married with kids AND TOYS

17. WTF

18. I would totally make out with a dog...

19. I don't have any mods in or on me, kinda thinking that would be my thing!!!

20. I can lift things if asked nicely...

21. yeah beotches, thats my favorite number.....

=n)