I AM UNEMPLOYED!!!! Yeah today was my last day, the government no longer owns my body. I can die my hair, not shave, grow my hair long, cut it all off, get facial piercings, or tattoos where and when i want and my boss can't say shit to me. oh i am so excitied. you better believe i am getting shit faced tonight, cause i...
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So i was having a piss poor day and wanted to get drunk and be miserable and alone. but then i logged on here and Maraschino tagged me to do 20 personal facts. and for some reason it made me chuckle so i am gonna do it. and thanks for improving my day.
1. Tony Hawk Skateboarding Series is my addiction.
2. I haven't had...
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1. Tony Hawk Skateboarding Series is my addiction.
2. I haven't had...
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terrakotta:
Hmmmm this IS going to be hard. I'll have to brainstorm and put the 20 facts in my next post!
Ps: Chick flicks? Hmmmm, add that to the firefighter ambition, the navy uniform, the twisted sense of humor, and the gong, and don't worry: you'll have #2 solved ASAP!
Ps: Chick flicks? Hmmmm, add that to the firefighter ambition, the navy uniform, the twisted sense of humor, and the gong, and don't worry: you'll have #2 solved ASAP!
chesca:
If you ever get the chance try climbing Mount Kilimanjaro - especially before the glaciers melt! It is totally amazing! It's 5,895m/19,340ft - if i can do it anyone can! Ok so 2 acclimatisation days did help, but still!
Went to a bar again last night to hang out with my Tattoo Artist and his friends for Tattoo Guys birthday party. it was a blast my buddy Wee Dave drank to pails of rum at a place called The Rock in Tacoma. So he was pretty blizted, accidently punched a guy in the face while telling a story. But the guy laughed it off...
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maraschino:
hey buddddy 
taggggg youre it! now youve gotta post 20 facts about yourself. it can be anything. if you want examples, check out obrien or meee!! cant wait to see! 
taggggg youre it! now youve gotta post 20 facts about yourself. it can be anything. if you want examples, check out obrien or meee!! cant wait to see! 
miss_ruin:
Drinking & random unknown bands are one of the best ways to spend a night
Well I am so close the being outta the military i can smell it, and it smells grrrreat. i want to be done with this stuff and never wear that munkey suit again, unless i get some girlfriend and she thinks it is hot hehehehe. i was kinda worried if i should gt out or not, but i spent the last week working with the...
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kryziz:
yeah, its really amazing to be where your ancestors were so long time ago and if you dont have any place like that near you can come and visit this pyramids
and if you dont have any place like that near you can come and visit this pyramids
terrakotta:
If I were you, I'd put on the Navy uniform and walk aimlessly down the street, tossing handfuls of candy left and right. People might think you got separated from a parade. 
Speaking of the uniform: YES you must keep it and wear it to bars on random occasions, because as twisted as I am personally, I know I am not alone in my fascination with men in Navy uniforms.
You could switch it up: when you become a firefighter, you could wear that uniform one night, then the navy one the next. Maybe keep score on which one works better. It could be a whole sleazy experience
I am glad to hear that you peed on a bush and not in the house, as I can recall parties I hosted where a regular attendee would try to pee in my bathroom and ended up leaving me either a puddle next to the toilet or one in the bathtub (I guess the latter was used because it was a large target and hard to miss ven while swaying) hahahah I stopped putting a rug around the base of the toilet because of him.
Speaking of the uniform: YES you must keep it and wear it to bars on random occasions, because as twisted as I am personally, I know I am not alone in my fascination with men in Navy uniforms.
You could switch it up: when you become a firefighter, you could wear that uniform one night, then the navy one the next. Maybe keep score on which one works better. It could be a whole sleazy experience
I am glad to hear that you peed on a bush and not in the house, as I can recall parties I hosted where a regular attendee would try to pee in my bathroom and ended up leaving me either a puddle next to the toilet or one in the bathtub (I guess the latter was used because it was a large target and hard to miss ven while swaying) hahahah I stopped putting a rug around the base of the toilet because of him.
Camping was INCREDIBLE, the weather was awesome, the people were awesome, beer was great, the cooking excellent (nothing beats campfire cooking). and oh my god the views and hiking. i haven't been up many mountian ranges. just the cascades and mt.fuji. mt.fuji was beautiful in its own right, but it was still mostly volcano which meant little or no plant life. and it was 12,...
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kryziz:
that's a really good idea
terrakotta:
Wow I am envious. The weather is so sucky here, no one even wants to venture outside, nevermind sleep there! Post pictures!
And yes, pirates are always good for a little anonymous ass kicking! Aye aye!
And yes, pirates are always good for a little anonymous ass kicking!
Aye aye!YAY!!!!! I am going camping, unfortunately it is the start of the rain seaon. But that won't stop my friends and i. we went camping before i went away for 6 months it was near freezing temperatures at night and i had to sleep alone wrapped up in 12 blankets. it was SOOOOOO cold, but i had good friends and beer and campfire cooking to...
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tarmac:
Columbus day caught me as a total surprise.
I am now convinced that the man should just throw surprise holidays in at random. they are so much better like this.
I am now convinced that the man should just throw surprise holidays in at random. they are so much better like this.
kryziz:
wow i've never gone camping, it must be great so have a wonderful time
wow i've never gone camping, it must be great so have a wonderful time So I am never sleeping with the radio on again. I had the most bizarre dreams. Mafia, insurance salesman, kung fu fighting lesbians, vampires, and high school. i think i need help....or a better radio station. but on the upside i did see Corpse Bride tonight and i liked it. it started out kinda slow but picked up. i still don't think it holds a...
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terrakotta:
Trolling for Tuna????!!! Well, was the slapping kinda hot? Because if so, hold onto the shirt.
maraschino:
aw thanks for the support haha. i really dont know what to do 
So I am never sleeping with the radio on again. I had the most bizarre dreams. Mafia, insurance salesman, kung fu fighting lesbians, vampires, and high school. i think i need help....or a better radio station. but on the upside i did see Corpse Bride tonight and i liked it. it started out kinda slow but picked up. i still don't think it holds a...
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Well I am a dumb boy. Friday I had a friend coming down to visit. A plutonic female friend and because my roomie had his kids this weekend she had to stay in my bed. no big deal, we have done dozens of times. so i was getting my room all nice and clean, hiding the porn and throwing the dirty clothes into one big...
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miss_ruin:
Girls like competition. If you're with another female -girlfriend or not- it means competition...I guess we're retarded that way...i don't know.
Also, good job on the sheets! The fact that you have even decent sheets to begin with will probably impress most girls
Also, good job on the sheets! The fact that you have even decent sheets to begin with will probably impress most girls
fishtail2006:
Hey Brother...
Sounds like you have your shit together... GREAT JOB!!!
I agree with Miss_Ruin! Surround your self with lot's of girl's and more will come....it's true.....and yes Miss_Ruin girls are retarded that way...hehe
All the best
Baron
Sounds like you have your shit together... GREAT JOB!!!
I agree with Miss_Ruin! Surround your self with lot's of girl's and more will come....it's true.....and yes Miss_Ruin girls are retarded that way...hehe
All the best
Baron
I am the happiest kid in the world. i got all my oriental stuff i bought over the last 6 months. it is awesome, i have chopsticks, and 3 swords, and an ass ton of shot glass, and the 2 bottles of alcohol to go with it, and i got all the little statues i bought. i am so happy i have all kinds of...
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terrakotta:
17. Do you have A.D.D?
i might but....oh look shiny
I read this this morning and it CRACKED ME UP! I laughed my ass off! If you ever do move to Boston, we will have to be drinking buddies. But you have to wear the firefighter's uniform hahahaha
i might but....oh look shiny
I read this this morning and it CRACKED ME UP! I laughed my ass off! If you ever do move to Boston, we will have to be drinking buddies. But you have to wear the firefighter's uniform hahahaha
terrakotta:
the suspenders! the suspenders too!
yep, Holy Fucking Shit
I am so happy for you. I honestly cannot wait for my day.
I can't wait to buy you a drink