I FUCKING HATE GUAM!!!! I HATE THE NAVY!!!! I HATE THAT I WENT ON WESTPAC!!!!! I HATE ALOT FO THINGS RIGHT NOW, BUT ALL I CAN DO IS BITCH ABOUT THEM, CAUSE I TRIED TO CHANGE THEM AND I WAS TOLD TO FUCKING BAD. SO FUCK THOSE PEOPEL FUCK THE FACT THAT I AM STUCK IN GUAM AND FUCK ME NOT GETTING SMASHED CAUSE I TRIED TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND OLNY DRANK A 12 PACK AND FUCK ALL THOSE SHIT BAG ASSHOLE WHO THINK LIFE IS SUPPOSE TO BE WHAT PEOPLE GIVE THEM. WELL NEWS FLASH IT AIN'T, ITS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. LIFE IS 100% FATAL EVERYONE YOI LOVE AND EVERYONE YOU HATE WILL DIE IN THE END. BUT I KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA DO, I AM GONNA CREATE ONE HELL OF A STORY SO WHEN I AM ON THE DEWATH BED I WILL ENTERTAIN THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE. KINDA LIKE A BIG FISH ENDING. DAMN MAYBE I AM DRUNKER THAN I THOUGHT PEACE OUT AND FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND STOICISM. 
OH YAY EDIT.......... I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT GUAM WONT LET ME CHAT ON SUICIDE GIRLS. FUCK GUAM NEVER COME HERE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN EVEN A PIRATE ROCKSTAR LIKE ME URINATES ON THIS ISLAND
OH YAY EDIT.......... I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT GUAM WONT LET ME CHAT ON SUICIDE GIRLS. FUCK GUAM NEVER COME HERE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN EVEN A PIRATE ROCKSTAR LIKE ME URINATES ON THIS ISLAND
So ride out the Guam thing (too many snakes there, too!) until you are back in the States and you'll have to beat the girls off of you when you step off the boat!