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So I'm in Singapore, I'm drunk laying on the marble floor of the bathroom of a really expensive hotel. I'm living a rockstar life without being a rockstar. Right now, I'm having my friend Great girl write my page over the phone. She has been an incredible friend over the last 5 years who I can't imagine my life being without and I don't realize what I have until I'm gone. Signapore is a blast. I've visted the four floors of whores, just to say I've been there but my friends had other ideas. There's so much to see and so little time to do it, when I finally return to the States I hope to have lots and lots of pictures but due to my lack of computer knowledge any of ya'll may need to help me. I also visited Guam which was a lot of fun. Didn't really do anything exciting except for get drunk and call Great Girl but in all actuality every port call's most exciting time is when I do get to talk to Great Girl. As you can tell I am madly in love with Great Girl and although we a lot about our future in dating, I hope it works out for the best of us because no matter what her friendship is always the most important thing to me. Well I've kept Great Girl up long enough typing my drunken slurs from Singapore so I'm gonna go be pornstar camera man for a buddy who bought a whore. Hardy har har I'm rockstar pirate. Peace out home slices. See you on the flip side.