beaar

Ok... here is a question. How do you know you drank to much the night before? 1. You wake up half naked on the floor of your room with the dog licking your face. 2. You have 3 messages on your phone of your best friend calling you an asshole and that she can't believe I would say such things and that she is hurt that I think our friendship has nothing new or exciting to offer me. 4. you parked on the lawn. 5. you are still drunk when you finally crawl out of your room around noon. 6. you have Hello Kitty fake tattoos and pink heart stickers on random places of your body. At least there wasn't any ugly girl in my bed, I am saving that for tonight. Oh and Happy Valentine's Day or anit-Valentine's Day or whatever people celebrate these days. I need to go try and save a friendship.


this is 13 hours and a LAOT of beer later and i am trashed. I started with 4 people and we were going to do a v-day beer crawl but after 4 hours i was the only one standsing do i dropped themn off at home and went on by my self. i honestly thought more people woule be out. but they weren't. which must mean more peojple eiother wanna self loath at home. or they have siugnificant others. wither of which i hate, cause i wanted to take home some lonnely girl tonight, oh no all i saw weere girls below my low standarsds. and i almost got in a fight cause of my tattoos. but i am a lover not a figher so i shyed away. or more of avoided thme. but i am drunk and nrerd to sleep because i am driving to arizona in the afernoon so peavce out home slices.