beaar

I just had the weirdest dream during my nap. It started out where I was breaking into this house. But all professional like, with high tech gear. And I get inside, make my way through the house trying to find the safe. When I get there someone is already breaking into the safe. I reach out and grab the guy by the shoulder, spinning him around so I can get a look at him in the light of my flashlight. Guess who it is? None other than Brad Pitt. Now i am not gay just go with me please....although if I was gay this could have potential for a good dream. So we break into the safe and slpit the money 50/50 at this little diner a few miles outside of town. I know that makes no sense, the waitress probably would have called the cops or fucked us for a share. Anyways, Brad and I become best friends and plan a bigger job on this house he has been watching for awhile but needed a partner to pull it off. So we check it out and decide to rob the place. Well it the dream goes through all the sneaking and pther cool movie bullshit, but we get caught. And guess who's house this is? Yeah you guessed Vince Vaughn. But for some reason he is cool with us and invites us to have coffee. So we are all bullshitting in the kitchen for hours it seems like. Finally Vince says "Well boys time to go, I got to shoot a big scene tomorro." So Brad and I jet. He asks where I am staying I tell him my car, so he lets me stay in the spare room in his house. Afterall we are best friends now. Well the next day he goes to scope some new houses and I am wandering around the house. I walk in to the laundry room and catch Jennifer Aniston getting railed by the UPS man. What can brown do for you? Is the thought that goes through my head. She never sees me and the UPS guy gives me a thumbs up, so I just leave. and the rest of the dream Vince, Brad, and I are breaking into houses and I am talking to Vince about whether or not I should tell Brad. And Vince is lke "No, man, It would kill him, it is better to do what i do. Blackmail her for dirty mean sex. I tell you that girl can bend in ways you would never imagine!" Thats when I wake up. I think I have been reading to many headlines while waiting on cashiers, probably to much porn to. But wow, I am so confused by my dreams sometimes.