Wow what a weekend. my friend bree got a job at a bar with my friend annie. so i have pretty much quit paying for drinks. i know i am awesome!!! And i met some girl, who is ugly, but i had beer googles on so we traded numbers. the next day on the way home from the gym, i sobered up enough to remember what i had done and erased her number. forgetting that she had mine. well she called me sunday to come to a party, i wasn't doing anything and i was bored so i went. turns out the girl lives in navy family housing.....which means for those of you who don't know that she is married. luckily for me i brought my friend weedave. while we were there his friend rachel2 called and needed a ride cause she was trashed so we beat feet and i hope she doesn't call anytime soon. well then last night which wasn't the weekend but it was monday night football $2 pitchers and 25 cent wings. we got the manager to let us play beer pong. we all got pretty blitz, i found out my friend george now hates me cause he was secretly in love with this girl and i humped her a few times and her and i have been trying to date but on or the other is always involved when the other isn't. and george's ex girlfriend offered to hump me cause i got under his skin so badly, but i turned her down. she is crazy and a good friend. then i woke up in weedave's house. not sure how i got there but i am missing my jacket. so there kryziz hows that for pirate points lol

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kryziz:
oh i say, half of a point the getting drunk with rum, but i'll beat you up mister when i tattoo all my body , get a parrot and hum... make another very piraty thingy


kryziz:
hahahaha, well there was a monkey in the pirates of the caribean, so yeah you can have a monkey hahaha just dont let it throw poop at me 
