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Eleven Things I Learned Out West
1. Even if you bring your thesis and a bunch of books, you will not get any school work done.
2. Turkeys are terrifying.
3. Glow sticks, tape, and a croquet set makes for an awesome addition to the rave sports.
4. PDX has free wireless in the gaddamn airport.
5. Resposado makes me ornery.
6. Tequila induced mayhem...
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1. Even if you bring your thesis and a bunch of books, you will not get any school work done.
2. Turkeys are terrifying.
3. Glow sticks, tape, and a croquet set makes for an awesome addition to the rave sports.
4. PDX has free wireless in the gaddamn airport.
5. Resposado makes me ornery.
6. Tequila induced mayhem...
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imagoldfish:
oh my god, only 4 more days until you're telling me awesome stories over jameson!
scinge:
Exactly. That's how I felt, soft and wiggley. With fur around the outside edges no less...
Never again always only means beer, or maybe going with little sleep(?) which never seems to stick for long anyway. Bourbon however has always treated me right for some reason. As long as I stick with it all night and don't try to top it off with Jaggermeister or something anyway...
Yay for never learning what's for my own good!
That would get downright boring.
Oregon is one place I'd love to go see for myself. It looks very pretty. Closest I've ever gotten is Vancouver which is a pretty damn cool place in it's own right.
Never again always only means beer, or maybe going with little sleep(?) which never seems to stick for long anyway. Bourbon however has always treated me right for some reason. As long as I stick with it all night and don't try to top it off with Jaggermeister or something anyway...
Yay for never learning what's for my own good!
That would get downright boring.
Oregon is one place I'd love to go see for myself. It looks very pretty. Closest I've ever gotten is Vancouver which is a pretty damn cool place in it's own right.
Farm Life/Schdeuling Conflicts
The animal I am most afraid of on the farm is Jake, the turkey (he used to have a brother named Elwood, but he went missing. fucking awesome.) When he gets pissed off his waddle turns white and he'll either flap you or talon you to death. The goats with the tiny ears and the devil eyes are a close second, but...
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The animal I am most afraid of on the farm is Jake, the turkey (he used to have a brother named Elwood, but he went missing. fucking awesome.) When he gets pissed off his waddle turns white and he'll either flap you or talon you to death. The goats with the tiny ears and the devil eyes are a close second, but...
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endquire:
I wish you luck on not flunking out of graduate school. I hope that you have all the beer that you need.
scinge:
Beer does make a fine... equalizer. Everything just seems more, o.k. with the world no matter what it is your doing after having a few.
It don't go so good in Count Chocula though.
damn it all.
It don't go so good in Count Chocula though.
damn it all.
Listen up, Chicago.
Chicago Urban Devils Golf Enthusiasts League (CUDGEL) is hosting its second omni-invitational league match on July 15th. CUDGEL is a group of misguided chicago-dwelling youths-of-all-ages who enjoy crushing balls with nine irons. We need your help to re-invent country club etiquette and to bring the glory of urban golf to the masses. $5 ball fee. Sign up in teams of...
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salome:
I've never liked golf, but the lot of you look like you could change my mind!
crymson:
not your shoes???
OOPS ! ! HAHAH oh well still there nice....
Crym
OOPS ! ! HAHAH oh well still there nice....
Crym
Independence Day Numbers
2.5: days left till rough draft is due
19: pages written so far
20-30: pages left to write
2: times i've "rubbed one out" today instead of working
3: weeks left till final draft is due
1.5: hours I can go without checking something on the internet
20: cigarettes i have leftt
9: diet cokes left
2.5: days left till rough draft is due
19: pages written so far
20-30: pages left to write
2: times i've "rubbed one out" today instead of working
3: weeks left till final draft is due
1.5: hours I can go without checking something on the internet
20: cigarettes i have leftt
9: diet cokes left
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meow:
Thanks for the set comments! 
endquire:
Well good luck I hope it all balances out.
This town blows so much harder without imagoldfish around to cheer me on/make me coffee/work at the kitchen table/get a quick drink/ shooot the shit/ dancedancerevolution/ make panini/ otherwise make life better.
imagoldfish:
ok, ok, i'll stop being so negatory.
i miss you too ukelele. being here without you is like living life with only one kidney.
i miss you too ukelele. being here without you is like living life with only one kidney.
I think I missed my calling as a frat boy. I'm positive I would have
made a great one, and spending Saturday night competing in my first
"Beer Olympics" confirmed my secret (and not-so-secret) desires to: 1)
Drink competitively, and engage in healthy dosages of peer
pressure/moral support for drinking competitively. 2) wrastle.. on the
trampoline, trying to give zerberts and/or avoiding zerberts, in the...
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made a great one, and spending Saturday night competing in my first
"Beer Olympics" confirmed my secret (and not-so-secret) desires to: 1)
Drink competitively, and engage in healthy dosages of peer
pressure/moral support for drinking competitively. 2) wrastle.. on the
trampoline, trying to give zerberts and/or avoiding zerberts, in the...
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I am in an abusive relationship. And I don't even get any ass out of it, because we're not sleeping with each other and I'm pretty sure we never will. But homie has been known to flip out and lay on the verbal abuse. I've told him it's ok to curse me out if it's funny. Not okay to curse me out for serious. Last...
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imagoldfish:
Never ok to hit people IN ANGER. Except in self-defense. Or awesome action movies. It's always ok to hit people in awesome action movies.
dunx:
We're in a relationship?!
Oh wait, my bad. Also, what she said. 'Specially since nuts are kind off-limits.
Oh wait, my bad. Also, what she said. 'Specially since nuts are kind off-limits.
can't sleep. can't sleep. can't sleep.
so, a friend bought me a three month subscription to SG and since I'm a sucker for birthday presents, and beautiful naked ladies, here I am.
I'm kind of intrigued by on-line community building and have pages set up on friendster, myspace, and tribe. (yeah, you betcha I'm embarassed.) i go back and forth between thinking, "well shit, i need to keep track of my...
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I'm kind of intrigued by on-line community building and have pages set up on friendster, myspace, and tribe. (yeah, you betcha I'm embarassed.) i go back and forth between thinking, "well shit, i need to keep track of my...
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augustine:
Oh, the things we could do with a warehouse
imagoldfish:
dude, check out Oryx's most recent post, and if you haven't already, click on girls, search by photographer, and check out the sets she's shot. the woman is a genius. she's selling her prints, and i think i might need one. the question is... can you guess which one i'm craving? it's one of the ones posted in the journal entry...
Yea I'm being a dork.... god, i want to go to sleep, but the friend i'm staying with here in SF, passed out and is snoring on the futon I'm supposed to sleep on.. fuk me
Bite. Your. Tounge.