"New acronym -- vehicle borne explosive device (VBED). A suicide car bomber
targeting a convoy of personnel armored vehicles (humvees) succeeded in his
quest for 20 virgins. I was at the CAF (Compound from Across the Embassy)
meeting with some people trying to figure out how to provide a scholarship in
development communications when
there was a loud BOOM. We were immediately rushed to the... Read More
- It's official. I've moved into the "Rad Bachelor Pad" with my buddy Sean, a.k.a. "Peanut" (a.k.a. "Big Peanut" or "B.P.," which can also stand for "Big Pimpin.'") He's teaching me how to smell delicious.
- I love slumber parties with this girl. I also love friend dates.
- I have never been so petrified in my life, in all senses of the the... Read More
Random as this may be, I have to tell you that whenever I happen to wander over to Subrosa's page, I see this comment of yours, and the "So no. I won't bite your assholes" part cracks me up, every time.
So, um . . . thanks for the amusement, I guess? The purpose of me mentioning this is unclear, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
Hope your move went well. Mine was surprisingly good. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop ... I'm way up in Rogers Park now: where are you? I work in the loop, so I can spring out anywhere for drinks. What nights are good?
- My first time in a strip club.
- My first time getting a lap dance.
- First time kicking it in Long island city.
- Camille's first time getting it on with a lady.
- Ivan's first time getting it on with two ladies at one time.
- First time watching the entire season of Firefly in... Read More
I love:
-being able to get a bacon, egg, and swiss sammitch on any f-ing block
-when the mamacitas or bodega guys put my coffee in a brown paper sack, so i don't have to burn my finners before i'm ready to drink it..
-being able to take public transportaiton practically anywhere
-surpise missions from out of town. it was worth... Read More
Removal from the Summer 2006 Convocation List (or I am an Advanced Degree Whore )
Dear Ms. Be'elzebe,
Because you did not meet the required convocation deadlines this quarter, on the request of your preceptor, I have removed your name from the convocation list. Please note that you will be assessed a $50 cancellation fee early next quarter by the Office of the Bursar.
Denver/Boulder was awesome, possibly as awesome as watching this on infinite repeat.
Chicago is currently the anti-awesome. And I realize it's all self-created. You know, the problem is in your head and so is the solution. (alternatively: "QuitYerBitchinAndFuckingFinishThatPaper!!!). Nonetheless, I still feel a little rejected.
For getting impailed by a large gauge common nail, my foot feels surprisingly well after a couple days. Though I think it's brought an end to my Boston Marathon aspirations. I'll never win now.
thanks for the sympathies though
YOU were the beard ?!? !!!
I knew that beard had a suspiciously feminine sway to it.
Hold on wasn't there a person named Beard ? Frank Beard, The drummer. Oddly the only Top without a beard. She was more of an A-cup though. Did you get an . . . adjustment ?
Missed the lesbian carpool and all of its crazy trucker-flashing antics. Am flying to Denver tonight for another wedding. Need to finish outstanding paper to collect my MA [Top Priority]. Will also need to get a job and find a new place to live [also Top Priority]. Still scheming on how to get to Beijing/become fluent in Mandarin [medium priority]. Will be taking a weeklong... Read More
You know I wanted to say something about Chicago, and stuff about school, and more stuff, but, all I can think of are lesbian car pools, hot girls, and flashing antics!
Yeah, I like the div school. I'm in theology, doing American historical theology, specifically the theological defense of slavery in the antebellum south. (Cheery, right?) Congrats on being almost done. What'd you do your thesis on? Are you sticking around in Chicago? SignalNoise is a UofC'er too; we should go out and grab some beers once your return from east coast debauchery. Let me know & we can plan ... Oh, and the Edith Grossman translation of Quixote is really excellent. A great read; you should definitely give it a go.
So apparently if you sit, on your ass, in front of a computer for +15 hours straight (give or two a few pee/nap/beer breaks) in +95 degree heat/%90 humidity, sweat begins to collect in your lovely ass folds. you know, that sweet spot where ass connects to back of thigh? those folds. Well, if enough sweat hangs out... Read More
'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, baby, I'll be good to you.
~Tom Waits