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Monday Mar 23, 2009

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Fact 1: Suicidegirls.com is not considered pornographic in China. We'll see how long this last.

Fact 2: I'm very grateful to whomever re-newed my SG account. That's very sweet.

Fact 3: I'm perplexed.

Fact 4: I'm a terrible pen pal. If I told you I'd write you and then didn't, I'm very sorry.

Fact 5: Let's try again.

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Fact 6: I've been out-of-country and speaking Special English long enough that I don't really remember how to speak or write English. It's a constant struggle to make correct sentences. (see Fact 1)
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
imagoldfish:
so the theory is that is was caused by some kind of "trauma". doctorlady is all, "you bite your nails, don't you?" seriously, biting nails can do that? i keep having flashbacks to the many times i've tried to rip packages open with my teeth and someone is like omg don't do that you'll destroy yr teeth!!!! uh... but i totally only ever used my back teeth for opening beer bottles, and they're all fine. so there.
but yeah, flossing is good. and brushing your teeth.
Apr 4, 2009
wildswan:
That's so. . . stupid. Wordle is a program the you can enter blocks of text into and it creates "word clouds." Ican' believe something so utterly innocuous is blocked.
Apr 5, 2009

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