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Be'elzebe, wearing cap and gown, stands bleary-eyed, hungover, and vaguely panicked. She is clutching a note-card with her procession line number and instructions on how not to fuck up. There is a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. She looks worried that she is inevitably going to wet herself as she's shaking the president's hand and then all the graduates after her will slip and fall in a puddle of her urine.

Be'elzebe stands proudly on the platform in Rockefeller chapel. She is the first in her department to walk and is quite confident that she's actually not going to wet herself. She is, however, worried that she'll mess up the "take off hat, accept degree, shake hand, say 'thank you,'" order. The theme from Rocky is playing in her head.

imagoldfish, Augustine and others are standing with forced smiles next to the degree-holding Be'elzebe. Everybody is freezing their tits off and starving, but they're glad to be there.

Be'el's cap and gown have been replaced by a gold sash with bright pink fur trim. She is wearing a tiara and holding up a glass of champagne. The sash reads: "Princess Smarty Pants."

The rest of the photos would all be thematically similar: Be'elzebe with arm wrapped around friend, sporting a shot of whiskey in one hand and possibly a cigarette in the other. Her enormous smile might become more lopsided as the night progressed and she'd eventually get that "lazy eye." There would be more and more photos of her with eyes closed and fist (or devil horns) thrust triumphantly in the air.