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Monday Oct 09, 2006

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Top Ten Ways to Use a Prosthetic Nutsack
1. Adorn your rig with the latest truck nuts.

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2. Use your prosthetic nutsack to teabag anyone you like at any time.
3. Place your prosthetic nutsack on the dashboard of people's car when they're being assholes.
4. Afix multiple prosthetic ball sacks onto x-mas trees, for that extra festive feeling.
5. Mle weapon! Attach a length of chain to that sucka and bash the shit out of your enemies! They'll feel the burn from your nutsack of doom and be completely mortified. (+5 sleaze damage)
6. Help your feline/canine/equine friend feel like a man again with specially made prosthetic dog testicles.
7. Creative graffiti: place balls on cop cars and welcome mats. Nail to doors or duct tape to walls.
8. Wear 'em in your pants when you're feeling extra ballsy. Sometimes all you need is an extra sack.
9. Hilarious gags! Hide the nutsack in the palm of your hand before you greet somebody with a firm (yet squishy) handshake. Dunk your nutsack in somebody's drink when s/he's not looking. Chuckle to yourself when they unwittingly drink your nads-cocktail.
10. High fashion: wear as a creative hat or pin to your lapel for formal occasions.

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This list was compiled as a Be_elzebe and Stiles collaboration. Anything not funny should be blamed on Stiles.

VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
wildswan:
That bike is the shit! But how does one dismount?
Oct 12, 2006
necia:
How fuckin' weird!

Can you friend request me, when you look at my page?

*sigh*

SG, why you so strange? confused
Oct 12, 2006

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