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Tuesday Jul 18, 2006

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Farm Life/Schdeuling Conflicts

The animal I am most afraid of on the farm is Jake, the turkey (he used to have a brother named Elwood, but he went missing. fucking awesome.) When he gets pissed off his waddle turns white and he'll either flap you or talon you to death. The goats with the tiny ears and the devil eyes are a close second, but they're in a cage.

"Working" on the farm always seems to involve beer, at least for me. Gas-powered weed whacking: better with beer. Getting into the swamp/pond with the bride's mom to weed out the weird pond lettuce: definitely better with beer.

"Bachelorette Party" in southern Oregon desert means "we're getting really shit-hammered T-rashed for the next two days. Be prepared to ride bikes, smoke like a fish, trash the rental house, buy lingerie, give your friends strip-teases/pointers-on-stripping-technique/etc."

Tomorrow we get back to the whole not-flunking-out-of-gradschool project: might also be better with beer.
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endquire:
I wish you luck on not flunking out of graduate school. I hope that you have all the beer that you need.
Jul 22, 2006
scinge:
Beer does make a fine... equalizer. Everything just seems more, o.k. with the world no matter what it is your doing after having a few.

It don't go so good in Count Chocula though.
damn it all.
Jul 22, 2006

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