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Monday Jun 12, 2006

Jun 12, 2006
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I think I missed my calling as a frat boy. I'm positive I would have
made a great one, and spending Saturday night competing in my first
"Beer Olympics" confirmed my secret (and not-so-secret) desires to: 1)
Drink competitively, and engage in healthy dosages of peer
pressure/moral support for drinking competitively. 2) wrastle.. on the
trampoline, trying to give zerberts and/or avoiding zerberts, in the
hot tub (this might be a little less like wrastling and more like
punching people in the face for no reason). 3) Get Nekked.. first
convincing my teammates to "Drop Trou'" for the final chugging
competition, then, to all our delights, everybody else got nakey,
nakey on the trampoline, nakey cartwheels, and nakey hot tub/sauna
sessions. Glorious!

I'm sure there are some not-so-healthy frat boy tendencies I'd like to
avoid. But, if I could take my pick on humoring the above three, and
only really once in a while, I'd be a pretty happy camper.

p.s. - me and my abusive relationship kissed and made up. though with a few addendums (i.e., rules about not cursing at each other, hitting each other in the nuts, etc.)

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