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This town blows so much harder without imagoldfish around to cheer me on/make me coffee/work at the kitchen table/get a quick drink/ shooot the shit/ dancedancerevolution/ make panini/ otherwise make life better.

imagoldfish:
ok, ok, i'll stop being so negatory.

i miss you too ukelele. being here without you is like living life with only one kidney.
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I think I missed my calling as a frat boy. I'm positive I would have
made a great one, and spending Saturday night competing in my first
"Beer Olympics" confirmed my secret (and not-so-secret) desires to: 1)
Drink competitively, and engage in healthy dosages of peer
pressure/moral support for drinking competitively. 2) wrastle.. on the
trampoline, trying to give zerberts and/or avoiding zerberts, in the...
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I am in an abusive relationship. And I don't even get any ass out of it, because we're not sleeping with each other and I'm pretty sure we never will. But homie has been known to flip out and lay on the verbal abuse. I've told him it's ok to curse me out if it's funny. Not okay to curse me out for serious. Last...
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imagoldfish:
Never ok to hit people IN ANGER. Except in self-defense. Or awesome action movies. It's always ok to hit people in awesome action movies.
dunx:
We're in a relationship?!

Oh wait, my bad. Also, what she said. 'Specially since nuts are kind off-limits.
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so, a friend bought me a three month subscription to SG and since I'm a sucker for birthday presents, and beautiful naked ladies, here I am.

I'm kind of intrigued by on-line community building and have pages set up on friendster, myspace, and tribe. (yeah, you betcha I'm embarassed.) i go back and forth between thinking, "well shit, i need to keep track of my...
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augustine:
Oh, the things we could do with a warehouse
imagoldfish:
dude, check out Oryx's most recent post, and if you haven't already, click on girls, search by photographer, and check out the sets she's shot. the woman is a genius. she's selling her prints, and i think i might need one. the question is... can you guess which one i'm craving? it's one of the ones posted in the journal entry...