bcmark

I decided to sex my shit up with the picture to the left there. It's from the SGPDX gift exchange. I had to lick Jin's face to steal onethirdpassion's copy of Biker Chicks Gone Crazy ("Titty-licious!" "Swank Asses!"). And as hot as it was to soil another man's piercing with my tongue, that video was WACK. 40-something mom's spreading huge swathes of thighmeat to expose melty dolphin tattoos to huge gangs of drunken, half-interested mullet bikers? Normally I'd be all SIGN ME THE FUCK UP but for some reason it just didn't play out that well on TV.

In other news, nobody has taken me up on my offer of arcade rockage, and if this trend continues I'm either going to cry or throw up and then cry.

Ground Kontrol in Portland, OR
SW 12th between Morrison and Alder
Ask for Mark (weekend nights are best)

LIMITED TIME OFFER: As an added bonus, the first three people to show up have the option of seeing my weiner. YOUR CALL. (Offer does not apply to Seanbaby, who has the option of seeing my weiner anytime.)