HOLY CRAP I AM SO BORED. I'm stuck at work and nobody is here. In fact, this place has been empty for the last hour and a half.
If you live in the Portland area and are ever lonely, come to the Ground Kontrol arcade on SW 12th and Morrison. Ask for Mark. I work here every Friday and Saturday night, and most Sunday's starting next week. Can't hook you up with free games because I want to keep my job, but I'll give you a super tough high five and play whatever music you want super loud and your lady will be TOTALLY impressed unless you already are a lady and bring a dude instead, in which case he'll just be FUCKING JEALOUS.
And we can make fun of the Mescaline addicts across the street!
And I'll teach you all the tricks to beating Elevator Action and Robotron.
And... I'll show you this rad trick I can do with a pencil.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand... I'll let you use the off-limits restroom?
... god I'm a fucking dork.
*cry*
If you live in the Portland area and are ever lonely, come to the Ground Kontrol arcade on SW 12th and Morrison. Ask for Mark. I work here every Friday and Saturday night, and most Sunday's starting next week. Can't hook you up with free games because I want to keep my job, but I'll give you a super tough high five and play whatever music you want super loud and your lady will be TOTALLY impressed unless you already are a lady and bring a dude instead, in which case he'll just be FUCKING JEALOUS.
And we can make fun of the Mescaline addicts across the street!
And I'll teach you all the tricks to beating Elevator Action and Robotron.
And... I'll show you this rad trick I can do with a pencil.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand... I'll let you use the off-limits restroom?
... god I'm a fucking dork.
*cry*
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but next time i'm in portland which probably won't be until around the time of our births... i wanna see your pencil trick, and you can make my boyfriend jealous...
have you noticed that there are a lot of pisces here on SG or maybe thats just me being entirely self-centered...hmmm
Mescaline addicts, eh? Those must be some prettttty trippy folk.