Thus begins my marathon work weekend here at Ground Kontrol. While I realize that 90% of my journal entries thus far have consisted of me begging relative strangers on a porn site to visit me at work, that won't stop me from doing it again.
SO! If you wind up in the downtown Portland area this weekend, come by:
Ground Kontrol
Portland, OR
SW 12th...
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SO! If you wind up in the downtown Portland area this weekend, come by:
Ground Kontrol
Portland, OR
SW 12th...
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hellkitten:
If I were in town I'd do it, just to see your helmet light up +o)
lenore:
I love proffessional retardeds!!!! 
I'm watching a fat girl wearing spandex and a huge blue wig and a guy in rubber boots and an Orko hat play Charlies' Angels pinball RIGHT NOW. It just goes to show you that at any given moment, somewhere in the world, something magical is happening.
In other news, my new goal in life to to exercise my inherent American supremacy by knocking down...
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hellkitten:
Would we get those shirts for free with registration or would we have to buy them seperately?? Hrm...
randomdent:
Do you like playing laser tag?
I fucking hate salesmen. And while I realize that this doesn't make me especially rebelious or even moderately different, I REALLY fucking hate religion salesmen.
For three days in a row now I've been accosted by the same Hari Chrishna (or however you spell it). Anyway, I'm assuming that's what he is because he's bald, mid-twenties, and carrying a stack of books that he looks...
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For three days in a row now I've been accosted by the same Hari Chrishna (or however you spell it). Anyway, I'm assuming that's what he is because he's bald, mid-twenties, and carrying a stack of books that he looks...
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lid0x:
Those guys are assnuts.
chicoboprincess:
hah, you thought my name was Chrstine, but it's alright I love you anyways, hope to see you aorund
Seanbaby finally noticed that he was listed as the current crush in my profile. Instead of beating the shit out of me in a fit of homophobic rage, he actually seemed quite touched.
So I've decided to kick it up a notch.
So I've decided to kick it up a notch.
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lid0x:
Nice profile. Femcenobot speaks good things about you. You seem like a pretty keen individual...mind if I add you to my friends list?
jayden:
well what you pay for with those packets we have to buy is a bunch of copywrite stuff. That's why their so expensive. It's absolutely ridiculous.
"Spanish Bombs on the Costa Rica
I'm flying in on a DC10 toniiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
Why did Joe Strummer have to die? Why not Mick Jones? In fact, wasn't Mick partially responsible for Big Audio Dynamite? What a fucking asshole.
ALSO: Jin took me up on my offer, though I never got around to showing him my penis. That leaves only two weiner viewings up for grabs...
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I'm flying in on a DC10 toniiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
Why did Joe Strummer have to die? Why not Mick Jones? In fact, wasn't Mick partially responsible for Big Audio Dynamite? What a fucking asshole.
ALSO: Jin took me up on my offer, though I never got around to showing him my penis. That leaves only two weiner viewings up for grabs...
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josh:
Happy New Years!
seanbaby:
Normally I'd feel a little gay telling you the following, but since I'm typing this from the Northwest Chapter Lumberjacking and Vagina Inspecting Jamboree, I kind of liked Big Audio Dynamite.
I decided to sex my shit up with the picture to the left there. It's from the SGPDX gift exchange. I had to lick Jin's face to steal onethirdpassion's copy of Biker Chicks Gone Crazy ("Titty-licious!" "Swank Asses!"). And as hot as it was to soil another man's piercing with my tongue, that video was WACK. 40-something mom's spreading huge swathes of thighmeat to expose...
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jayden:
that picture just oozes sex.
OOZES IT.
OOZES IT.
jayden:
I will come visit you soon, I live in SW and am often prone to walking around aimlessly while I'm stoned. word.
HOLY CRAP I AM SO BORED. I'm stuck at work and nobody is here. In fact, this place has been empty for the last hour and a half.
If you live in the Portland area and are ever lonely, come to the Ground Kontrol arcade on SW 12th and Morrison. Ask for Mark. I work here every Friday and Saturday night, and most Sunday's starting...
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If you live in the Portland area and are ever lonely, come to the Ground Kontrol arcade on SW 12th and Morrison. Ask for Mark. I work here every Friday and Saturday night, and most Sunday's starting...
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miss_piss:
i am fully impressed by your plead for companyl, but i'm a dork too so who knows...
but next time i'm in portland which probably won't be until around the time of our births... i wanna see your pencil trick, and you can make my boyfriend jealous...
have you noticed that there are a lot of pisces here on SG or maybe thats just me being entirely self-centered...hmmm
but next time i'm in portland which probably won't be until around the time of our births... i wanna see your pencil trick, and you can make my boyfriend jealous...
have you noticed that there are a lot of pisces here on SG or maybe thats just me being entirely self-centered...hmmm
jayden:
Hi Mark. You gave me a ride home after the SGPDX girft exchange. Put me on your friends list so I can feel special!!!1!!111
Mescaline addicts, eh? Those must be some prettttty trippy folk.
Mescaline addicts, eh? Those must be some prettttty trippy folk.
I feel wierd typing shit that nobody will ever read, but after the SG PDX Christmas party I feel even weirder not having a profile. HELLO WORLD I JOINED A PORN SITE THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT.
Also, I have no friends because I don't remember anybody's member name from the party. HELP.
Also, I have no friends because I don't remember anybody's member name from the party. HELP.
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kinnie:
I sat on your lap. Among other things. Also, you stole my BIKER CHICKS video! 
Oh well, I got a cool Star Wars figurine out of the deal.
Oh well, I got a cool Star Wars figurine out of the deal.
swingkitten:
Hello, bcmark, this is world. Since learning of your porn site membership, the world has unanimously decided not to re-elect you to the position of bcmark....
anyway, uh.
I didn't do anything weird to you, but I was there, too. I'm not in any of the pictures so far yet, either.
anyway, uh.
I didn't do anything weird to you, but I was there, too. I'm not in any of the pictures so far yet, either.