hey crackheads, i just coughed up a half dozen lung oysters. i have gotten about 5 hours of sleep each of the past two nights. i don't know who infected me but when i find out i'm going to piss in their soup. i wanted to go to the dealership show at cafe du nord tonight but instead i'm going to sit home and watch dvds.
speaking of which: i saw "the girl next door" yesterday. i love the geeky-guy-gets-the-hot-chick movies. but my love has been poisoned by the new york times. this critic wrote a column (sorry lost the link) about how "sideways" is overrated by almost all critics because they are pasty losers who want to identify with the dream of the attractive woman seeing something charming and witty in the bitter old drunk. so now the cynicism has affected me and i can't lose myself in the fantasy that elisha cuthbert would fall in love with me. what a dick!
also: "24" rocks!!! yay tv
speaking of which: i saw "the girl next door" yesterday. i love the geeky-guy-gets-the-hot-chick movies. but my love has been poisoned by the new york times. this critic wrote a column (sorry lost the link) about how "sideways" is overrated by almost all critics because they are pasty losers who want to identify with the dream of the attractive woman seeing something charming and witty in the bitter old drunk. so now the cynicism has affected me and i can't lose myself in the fantasy that elisha cuthbert would fall in love with me. what a dick!
also: "24" rocks!!! yay tv
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austie_jonez:
P.S. Elektra didn't suck. The ending was kind of weak, but who cares. i'm too fascinated by her abs.
coco:
nice to meet you too! 