bbellicose

Week two of unemployment and I am in good spirits, but terribly, terribly distracted. I told myself that I would spend at least 4 hours writing today. I promised myself not to open my email or do a "quick check" on Twitter, Facebook, SG, etc until afterl those 4 hours were done. I showered, brewed myself a great big cup of coffee, whipped up some oatmeal and...Can you guess what I did then?

7:45 am: Opened my email
8:40am: Posted articles to the blog
8:45 am: Twittered about my posting
9:05am: Flipped through some pictures from an old magazine photo shoot
9:25am: Twittered some pictures,
9:35am: Checked my email again
9:40am: Added a friend on Facebook and checked their profile
9:55am: Checked about 14 other Facebook news feeds and joined a "Keep Portland Weird: group
10:40am: Applied for a job I am under qualified for
11:10am: Posted an update on Facebook to complain about my inability to stay focused
11:50am: Checked Twitter for @replies
12:00pm: Checked Facebook for responses to my posting about not being able to stay focused on work
12:35pm: Saw a picture of a fellow pirate and decided to take pictures of my stripe-y socks (see below)
12:50pm: Got hungry and decided to eat some hummus and drink a Diet Rockstar
1:45pm: Decided to pee and put on makeup
2:00pm: Check email, Twitter and Facebook for changes
2:10pm: Do a Facebook quiz to see which actress would play me in a movie about myself (Rachel McAdams)
2:30pm: Open up the chapter that I am supposed to be working on and type the words, "Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge is a 140-acre floodplain wetland on the east bank of the Willamette River that--"
2:40pm: Log on to Suicide Girls...

Ah well. Time for cocktails.