I'm an ass...I didnt go to Magic Mountain and I'm sorry.
Instaead of going to MM we went to see The Brothers Grimm and like you might expect it was good...not great but entertainingish lickin toad, lickin toad thats the best part of the movie mind you.
After we went to the movies I got a call from my friend Jim and he wanted to go see " The Aristocrats". I had no idea what this was going to be about until we were on our way and damn was it funny. Its about this joke thats been around forever and a day and and is told by comics to other comics or stage crews or whatever. There is a beginign and a punch line and the comic fills in the rest with every sick think he can think of. It starts with this guy going into a talent managers office and says I have an act for you, it has me and my family......insert every poop filled incestuous thing you can imagine, throw in some beastiality...... and what do you call yourselves.. the aristocrats. Bob Sagat and Gilbert Godfrey have the best versions of this joke
Well hopefully I'll see y'all at the zoo
Laters
Instaead of going to MM we went to see The Brothers Grimm and like you might expect it was good...not great but entertainingish lickin toad, lickin toad thats the best part of the movie mind you.
After we went to the movies I got a call from my friend Jim and he wanted to go see " The Aristocrats". I had no idea what this was going to be about until we were on our way and damn was it funny. Its about this joke thats been around forever and a day and and is told by comics to other comics or stage crews or whatever. There is a beginign and a punch line and the comic fills in the rest with every sick think he can think of. It starts with this guy going into a talent managers office and says I have an act for you, it has me and my family......insert every poop filled incestuous thing you can imagine, throw in some beastiality...... and what do you call yourselves.. the aristocrats. Bob Sagat and Gilbert Godfrey have the best versions of this joke
Well hopefully I'll see y'all at the zoo
Laters
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"since you were unable to join us we had a decent group..."
i'm not trying to start anything, but i'd be wielding your sword the next time you see him
My version of the Aristocrats ( I learned it in Chicago as the Sophisticates) Is LOoooooOOOOoooooNG...
But here's a hint.
It involves accupuncture needles, cockring made out of the ligaments in a hip joint and a truckload of corpses from a shallow grave... that's all I can say in print
*pukes thinking about it*
Cheers
Hal