battlin_albright

What a night. I love the Springfield.

My friend Ryan had his housewarming party last night. When I got there his parents, some of their friends, Ryan's sister and her husband, and our buddies Josh, Lucas, Austin and Aaron were there.

My evening in snippets:
-Watched the end of the Steelers game. Tim talked about Samoans being the greatest football players ever. I was slightly...
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You want an update? There's your update, you dirty whiny bitches.







Maybe you'll get something better later.


I doubt it though.

Ugh.

Yes. Ugh.

Tomorrow:
Dentist appointment at 8:45 in the bloody morning. I dread the thought of waking up.

Then class from 11:00-1:30.

Then per my doctor's visit last week, I have an ultrasound at 2:00. I hate ultrasounds. I had one a few years ago on my neck, and they got all the slimey goop in my hair. It was disgusting. It was...
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So last night I backed my car into a concrete lamp post at work. To say my bumper is fucked up would be putting it lightly. Alas, this is my life.

Tomorrow I go to the doctor. A month ago I found a lump on my breast, and I seem to find my sides continuously sore/swollen-feeling. So in the spirit of not being a pussy,...
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Updatedness '05 !!!

It's a new year. Eep!

My new year's eve was beautiful. Delicious. Fantastic. Orgasmic. (Well, not that last one. Someone fell asleep early. And it wasn't me damnit. Stupid Ryan.)

My Janicanne showed up. We hugged, we loved, we shed a tear. I was so happy. Saw my friend Christina, and she brought her friend Sara, who also went to high school...
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Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.

-Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray

But remember children: While searching for those "new sensations," always use a condom.

Happy New Year, all my beloved friends in SG land.

For as cynical and heartless as I am, I really am not handling this well...

I hate feeling like this.

Updatedness!

Currently listening to randomness on Windows Media Player. Up now: Hepburn's "I Quit" (a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack. huzzah)

I should go to sleep. I've been staying up until four and five in the morning every night. Doing absolutely nothing. I start school back up in a week, so this is really bad. Chernobyl bad.

Have I mentioned lately I hate the...
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Fact: The Hebrew Hammer is the greatest movie ever.

Don't argue with me.

TNT should run it for the eight days of Chanukah every year like they do with A Christmas Story (a horrible movie by the by) on Christmas day.

Instant classic I tells ya.

Hope everyone had a fantabulous Christmas (or other holiday-related event ).

I, myself, opened presents with the parentals around...
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Thank you to everyone who left me comments and love. It means more to me than you could ever possibly know.

I must say I think I've handled it quite well. I skipped work for an entire week. The fact that I was also dreadfully sick factored in to my not going (I'll spare you the details, and say "female" problems). So for the whole...
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