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So I was all pleased with my new profile picture, until some dickhead has to point out that you can see up my nose.
Seriously, you noticed my nose in that picture? *shakes head* 
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Anyway, thanks to alllll of you for my birthday wishes.
They were greatly appreciated.
Friday night I went out with Lucas to TGI Fridays. I had a Cosmopolitan, which I've never had before. It was delicious. I got tons of balloons too. (!) Our waitress was on coke. When she brought our check out, Lucas kept sniffing and wiping his nose -- she didn't catch on. Then we went and saw "Meet the Fockers." I liked it (asshooooole). Lucas got me a best of R.E.M. CD and some candy, and he bought me a little bottle of Starbucks coffee liqueur later. I was pleased with the evening. It was good.
I went to Corneilus_Wright's Pimps and Hos party on Saturday night. DopeSpike showed up too, and we just hung around for the night. I was the best pimp there if I do say so.
Had a couple of odd conversations throughout the night with Lucas -- I blame them on his drunkeness (but seriously, daaamn).
Sunday night I went to Red Lobster with Jessie and Sabrina, and Jessie gave me my birthday gift -- a really nice necklace. I lurve it. She has impeccable taste. FYI: Red Lobster makes shitty cosmopolitans.
Lucas wanted us to come over afterward, but Jessie had a test the next day. So her and Sabrina took a raincheck. Jessie still hasn't met him, so she's decided he doesn't exist. I talked to him on the phone on the way back to my place. He decided that Jessie and Sabrina don't exist either. 
Lucas and I slept in yesterday, went shopping, I called off work b/c I was sick (b/c Aunt Flo came on my MOTHERFUCKING birthday for the third year in a row i hate my life )
Finals this week. I have to make up a poli sci test tomorrow and write a paper for mythology at some point, Thursday I have my mythology final (followed by copious amounts of DRINKING at Sloopy's/Foundry/what have you ), and Friday I have Comparative Studies of Third World Political Systems and then Medical Terminology. Yaaay.
So I was all pleased with my new profile picture, until some dickhead has to point out that you can see up my nose.
Seriously, you noticed my nose in that picture? *shakes head*
....................................................
Anyway, thanks to alllll of you for my birthday wishes.
They were greatly appreciated.
Friday night I went out with Lucas to TGI Fridays. I had a Cosmopolitan, which I've never had before. It was delicious. I got tons of balloons too. (!) Our waitress was on coke. When she brought our check out, Lucas kept sniffing and wiping his nose -- she didn't catch on. Then we went and saw "Meet the Fockers." I liked it (asshooooole). Lucas got me a best of R.E.M. CD and some candy, and he bought me a little bottle of Starbucks coffee liqueur later. I was pleased with the evening. It was good.
I went to Corneilus_Wright's Pimps and Hos party on Saturday night. DopeSpike showed up too, and we just hung around for the night. I was the best pimp there if I do say so.
Had a couple of odd conversations throughout the night with Lucas -- I blame them on his drunkeness (but seriously, daaamn).
Sunday night I went to Red Lobster with Jessie and Sabrina, and Jessie gave me my birthday gift -- a really nice necklace. I lurve it. She has impeccable taste. FYI: Red Lobster makes shitty cosmopolitans.
Lucas wanted us to come over afterward, but Jessie had a test the next day. So her and Sabrina took a raincheck. Jessie still hasn't met him, so she's decided he doesn't exist. I talked to him on the phone on the way back to my place. He decided that Jessie and Sabrina don't exist either.
Lucas and I slept in yesterday, went shopping, I called off work b/c I was sick (b/c Aunt Flo came on my MOTHERFUCKING birthday for the third year in a row i hate my life
)
Finals this week. I have to make up a poli sci test tomorrow and write a paper for mythology at some point, Thursday I have my mythology final (followed by copious amounts of DRINKING at Sloopy's/Foundry/what have you
), and Friday I have Comparative Studies of Third World Political Systems and then Medical Terminology. Yaaay.
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a lot of people want neat jobs
thats the problem
ive been interviewing for some hot shit jobs
but
theres so much competition
i havent landed one yet
bullocks
But maybe I need to get my pimp cane out eh?
Later,
Tim.