Stolen from Mr. Damon_Shadows...
A is for age: 21, with 22 right around the corner. I'm getting old.
B is for booze: Mmm. Jameson. Or Jack Daniels.
C is for career: I have no career. And I have none picked out. Street performer. Or religious counselor. Exotic world chef. With a liberal arts degree, I could be anything!
D is for dad's name: Steven. My dad and I have the same initials -- it's totally geigh.
E is for essential items to bring to a party: Alcohol. A drunk me. In a tight shirt.
F is for favorite song at the moment: "lovelife" - Atmosphere
G is for girlfriend: I am not one and I do not have one. One of these pisses me off more than the other.
H is for hometown: Kettering, Ohio. Please. help.
I is for instruments you play: Violin, one chord of guitar... I am a musical mastermind.
J is for jam or jelly you like: Strawberry. It can be jam or jelly. I don't discriminate.
K is for kids: Three. Two boys. And I guess a girl, so the boys have someone to throw rocks at and hit. I'm going to be the most awesomest mom ever.
L is for living arrangements: I live with my parents. Because I rock.
M is for mom's name: Nancy
N is for name of a friend: Jessie
O is for overnight hospital stays: When I was born. I've never stayed since.
P is for phobias: Being alone forever. Sneezing while driving. Frozen waffles. Most men.
Q is for quote you like: "Well-behaved women seldom make history."
R is for relationship that lasted longest: Three months. Yeah, I just have to beat the boys off with a stick. Let me tell ya...
S is for sexual position: On bottom all intertwined and held down. Or all of them. Whatever. It's sex. I'm not going to get picky.
T is for time you wake up: Somewhere between eight and never.
U is for unique trait/feature: I have toes. Several of them.
V is for vegetable you love: Broccoli. It's faaantastic.
W is for worst trait//feature: My insatiable need to sing show tunes every chance I get. Often at the most inopportune times.
X is for x-rays you've had: Two ultrasounds and a bonescan. But never an x-ray. Well, except for those yearly x-rays you get at the dentist. So, thanks for making me a liar. Bitches.
Y is for yummy food you make: Macaroni and cheese. Hot pockets. I dial the Chinese takeout place's number really well.
Z is for zodiac sign: Stereotypical Pisces. Whiney, weepy, overemotional, basketcase. Daydreamer. Lunatic. Artiste. Muse. Sex fiend. Odd fashion sense (ok, so that really just means bad dresser. whatever.)
Reading about me is fun, n'est-ce pas? Oui.
A is for age: 21, with 22 right around the corner. I'm getting old.
B is for booze: Mmm. Jameson. Or Jack Daniels.
C is for career: I have no career. And I have none picked out. Street performer. Or religious counselor. Exotic world chef. With a liberal arts degree, I could be anything!
D is for dad's name: Steven. My dad and I have the same initials -- it's totally geigh.
E is for essential items to bring to a party: Alcohol. A drunk me. In a tight shirt.
F is for favorite song at the moment: "lovelife" - Atmosphere
G is for girlfriend: I am not one and I do not have one. One of these pisses me off more than the other.
H is for hometown: Kettering, Ohio. Please. help.
I is for instruments you play: Violin, one chord of guitar... I am a musical mastermind.
J is for jam or jelly you like: Strawberry. It can be jam or jelly. I don't discriminate.
K is for kids: Three. Two boys. And I guess a girl, so the boys have someone to throw rocks at and hit. I'm going to be the most awesomest mom ever.
L is for living arrangements: I live with my parents. Because I rock.
M is for mom's name: Nancy
N is for name of a friend: Jessie
O is for overnight hospital stays: When I was born. I've never stayed since.
P is for phobias: Being alone forever. Sneezing while driving. Frozen waffles. Most men.
Q is for quote you like: "Well-behaved women seldom make history."
R is for relationship that lasted longest: Three months. Yeah, I just have to beat the boys off with a stick. Let me tell ya...
S is for sexual position: On bottom all intertwined and held down. Or all of them. Whatever. It's sex. I'm not going to get picky.
T is for time you wake up: Somewhere between eight and never.
U is for unique trait/feature: I have toes. Several of them.
V is for vegetable you love: Broccoli. It's faaantastic.
W is for worst trait//feature: My insatiable need to sing show tunes every chance I get. Often at the most inopportune times.
X is for x-rays you've had: Two ultrasounds and a bonescan. But never an x-ray. Well, except for those yearly x-rays you get at the dentist. So, thanks for making me a liar. Bitches.
Y is for yummy food you make: Macaroni and cheese. Hot pockets. I dial the Chinese takeout place's number really well.
Z is for zodiac sign: Stereotypical Pisces. Whiney, weepy, overemotional, basketcase. Daydreamer. Lunatic. Artiste. Muse. Sex fiend. Odd fashion sense (ok, so that really just means bad dresser. whatever.)
Reading about me is fun, n'est-ce pas? Oui.
VIEW 25 of 29 COMMENTS
doctashock:
Parts of me are starting to miss you already... if you know what I mean.
dopespike:
Hey, i had a blast on saturday, hopefully i will get to see you again at bento