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Wednesday Jan 19, 2005

Jan 19, 2005
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Stolen from several different people while randomly lurking about (such as kellyjanice, Sorcha, Katie)...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. stephanie (yes, my secret is out. no stalking, you filthy perverts)
2. steph
3. annee

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. i'm hilarious biggrin
2. i'm teaching myself to stand up for me (and others for that matter), and say no to things when i need to
3. i listen to my heart more than my head

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my self-esteem
2. too shy
3. my thoughts, sometimes

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. irish
2. dutch
3. french

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. the male species
2. physics
3. how it's possible to drink so much without throwing up or dying -- is that part of physics too? confused

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU
1. snow. it's cold. it's wet. it's white.
2. perverts looking at porn at the library where i work. anime porn. that they print. in black and white -- the only thing i could see being even remotely good about anime porn is that it's colourful so wtf? these are the same people that leave balled-up tissues next to the computers when they leave. puke puke puke
3. people's assumptions that i am a whore b/c i have big breasts. getting no respect for my brain, what i say, what i offer as a human being. seriously, people, this isn't high school anymore. fucking grow up. i mean, i may be a whore, but it's for completely different reasons. tongue

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. being alone
2. sneezing uncontrollably while driving. sneeze --> smack head on steering wheel --> knocked unconscious --> veer into oncoming traffic --> kill bus full of nuns/children --> come back to life as britney spears' hair extensions blackeyed
3. functionally retarded couples.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. medicine
2. starbucks
3. atmosphere

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. long sleeve heathered green crewneck tee over...
2. a light blue see-through bra with flowers along the edge
3. black bowling-type sneakers. green shoelaces with black stars on 'em.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. snow globe i got in Paris. there's a large eiffel tower inside, and along the edges at the base of it are: the arc de triomphe, the louvre, notre dame, and i'm actually not sure what the other building is... perhaps the musee d'orsay. but probably not. i'll have to check.
2. digital camera
3. half full cup of starbucks. venti vanilla latte. mmm. (half full. see? i'm an optimist, biiiotches. biggrin )

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. fuck
2. i don't know
3. indeed

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT
1. atmosphere
2. my chemical romance
3. i listened to weezer earlier. i enjoyed that. we'll go with them.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT
1. "modern man's hustle" - atmosphere
2. "ape dos mil" - glassjaw
3. "lovelife" - again, with the atmosphere

PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH
1. jessie
2. the springfield crew is popping up again (ryan
love , sarah, lucas, josh, etc.)
3. zoe the cat (seriously. i'm devoid of human contact.)

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES
1. both
2. broke up with me.
3. dicks.

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. best friend. it's cliche but it's true damnit.
2. being able to have some of the goofiest, most retarded conversations ever. and in the same breath, being able to talk about really important things too. be smart with me, be dumb with me, just keep me smiling and happy.
3. someone who loves me as much or more than i love them. i'll never find it, but i can hope.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. penis size
2. money
3. nice car
*(jokes. except for the first one. but anyway. a great, weird sense of humour, intelligence (well-rounded), attractive (so, i'm shallow. get off my ass already)).

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. anything that involves balance. this also includes walking. *falls over*
2. play guitar. yet.
3. control my emotions. coming fall 2005: frontal lobotomy! skull

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES
1. sleeping
2. frolicking with small woodland creatures
3. listening to music

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW
1a. more coffee
1b. to get laid (they both have the same euphoric effect)
2. my own apartment
3. to start my future

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. cultural attache to greece
2. Harajuku girl -- need makeup artist and hairstylist
3. sex slave -- taking applications

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION
1. france (bonjour!)
2. australia (g'day!)
3. ireland (guinness!)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. travel the world
2. find my happiness. love life.
3. marry. have children. watch those children grow into amazing human beings. then divorce husband, and take the bastard for all he has.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. smiling,
2. peacefully,
3. in water. you spend the first nine months of your "life" surrounded by water, it makes sense to go out in it. i'm happiest near water anyway, i can't imagine any thing better.

If you read this, well you're nuts. And you also know way more about me then you could ever possibly want to. biggrin

kiss
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jholtsnider:
Oh! No! Physics does have its bad days... but it's fun to find out how the world works... and I like how some of it bends your head.

I think it's all about the teacher you have... my Physics I professor had all sorts of problems that were silly but interesting - like how a pink sock in the dryer behaves and how the forces work on it. biggrin

I suppose I could just be biased because I'm a Physics major... tongue
Jan 24, 2005
jholtsnider:
Yeah... well... I was in the Marines for 6 years, so when I came back to college, I needed to pick a major right away so I wouldn't waste time - I'd like to graduate before I'm 30... tongue

And I'm pretty good at math... and physics... so... Physics it is. Turns out that it's very interesting - especially as you get higher up - I'm a Junior now.
Jan 24, 2005

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