battlin_albright

So I had practice today and I think I may have ripped/pulled a muscle in my inner thigh. I can barely put any weight on my leg. Grr.

To make for a completely awesome day, I stopped for gas after practice. And was verbally assaulted by some prick with a teal pick-up truck.

To short story it, he asked me if I had a boyfriend (or if I was single, I can't remember which) to which I replied that I didn't think that was any of his business. Then he got nasty with me and told me I was probably single because I'm a bitch. I said maybe he was right and preceded to get in my car.

And he says "yeah, you're a chubby [or tubby, I don't remember which honestly] bitch." And THEN, and this is my favourite, he says "you've probably got kids with no dad."

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?! It's my new favourite insult EVER.

So I told him at least "I'm not an asshole" and got in my car and left (checking my rearview the whole way).

But I'd like to point out that he started out by telling me I looked nice and when I blew him off suddenly I was a fat bitch. Men with hurt pride are so pathetic.