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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.


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kaleidoscopic:
wow that sounds like such fun!!!! biggrin

hooray for early birthday gifts!!!! my dad gave me money to see NIN for my birthday. and then a few years ago i saw TORI actually ON my birthday. hell yeah. birthday concerts rule biggrin

they were selling the "got consent" shirts at the monologues.SARNCO was selling them at a table in the lobby before the show and at intermission. they might be selling them this year on OSU's campus through the Rape Education Prevention Program. or through similar programs at other schools. i dunno if you can get them online but it's worth looking into.
Mar 1, 2006
corneilus_wright:
mmm tequila, the cause of all of life's problems smile

Yes, the pimps and Hos party was indeed a good time ... well what I remember of it ... which is not much ... just taping Chris' hand to a beer for spilling a lot ... and I remember that you were dressed quite sexy wink smile
Mar 2, 2006

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