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Monday Dec 08, 2003

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I'm becoming very good at getting into or creating awkward silences.
Today, a colleague who was off work popped in to see us. As he came in, a colleague with a particularly sharp+witty sense of humour said "I saw your wife in the pet shop on Saturday". I thought it was going to be one of those "I saw your wife..." gags, so I started laughing.
And they all just looked at me. None of them thought it was a joke. Except the guy who's wife we were talking about.
He just stared at me and said "Stop that now. It's not funny". Oops.

Why am I finding it so difficult to honour my eBay commitments?
The parcels are sitting by the door. If I could just put them in the car I'm sure it would be easy to take them to the post office and get them on their way.
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toxygene:
cat got your tongue?
Dec 20, 2003
battles:
I've not lost the power of speech, nor is my keyboard fucked up, I was testing some of the codey bits and didn;t want to leave junk posts, so I edited them out. And... umm... left two junk posts. Never mind.

Christmas Spririt rating - 2/10.
Looking forward to New Year - 6/10.
Looking forward to Vegas - 9/10.

I've been getting good practice by winning some money at the bookies. Nice.
Dec 21, 2003

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