Mum, if you're reading this, give me a break with the veil of secrecy surrounding these bad things that you're trying to protect me from. It's sweet and kind but not realistic and is even more pointless than your denial of the bad things you know I know about, however much you like to pretend otherwise.
Oh, and make some steak pie next time I visit. Those frozen chicken things were pishand the pasta was no better than alright.
It's hard being annoyed with your Mum.
Oh, and make some steak pie next time I visit. Those frozen chicken things were pishand the pasta was no better than alright.
It's hard being annoyed with your Mum.
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but you're her baby boy (and always will be) and she just wants what's best for you.
or somesuch. ...and yeah, I've been told that on more than one occaison.